A Real Fucking Vampire (FGO x Abridged Alucard)
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  • Time 1h 25m
Complete, First published Apr 08, 2022
In Chaldea a new singularity seemingly popped up that being the events of Hellsing ultimate, when Alucard, nazis, and the church were doing their 3 way war. Alucard released restraint level 0 becoming Dracula.

Blah blah blah he went on a walk killed a lot of Nazis, and some church people. Then for some reason became a little girl when fighting Walter because of backstory or something. While Walter and Alucard were fighting, a femboy catboy named Schrodinger killed himself into Alucards horde of dead souls which keeps him immortal. Then it supposedly killed Alucard due to Schrodinger's property of fucking up reality (in this story Alucard stays dead instead of coming back later on)

Due to Alucard being a real fucking vampire, (literally Dracula) it landed him in the throne of heroes

-Back to Chaldea-

Gudako down on her luck not being able to pull 4-5 stars unlike her brother Gudao, tried one last summon hoping luck was on her side. Oh luck was on her side indeed because what do you think popped up? A Mapo Tofu CE- just kidding its Alucard. Look as we delve into the many "walks" and the destruction Alucard causes due to fucking around.

All rights go to Hellsing Ultimate and the team four star crew for most of the script. I don't own Alucard nor any of the characters in this story.
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