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The Dilfs n' Milfs Family

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dilfsandmilfs family friends humor joke

An inside joke I have with my friends.

Characters -'

Biz (they/them): The parent of Haley, constantly carries wine glasses and goes to clubs.
Haley (any pronouns): The main kid of the family. Canonically 5 years old.
Shay/Shyla (he/him): The family goldfish. Sold at a carnival to Biz and Haley. Dating Haley. Canonically 6 years old. Can shapeshift
Caitlyn (any pronouns): The weird cousin of Haley.
Lily (they/them): The gay cousin of Haley. 
Gus (he/him): The uncle of Haley and the brother of Biz. Sells drugs at the back of the 711
Zion (he/him): The neighbor. Hangs out at Biz's house most of the time. Childhood friends with Biz and Gus
Rashi (she/her): The flower pot that Shyla stole from the retirement home. Can shapeshift as well

Writing by Shay and Biz, published by ShayAll Rights Reserved

dilfsandmilfs family friends humor joke

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