Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date a mutant turtle? Me too... read the book and find out! (WARNING: this will be a very cringy book) This story will contain cursing, and it takes me a really long time to get motivation, but if you have enough patience, start reading! [constant editing!] (y/n) = your name (e/c) = eye color (h/c) = hair color (f/c) = favorite color (h/l) = hair length (s/t) = skin tone I don' t own the turtles, Nick does