Uncle Vernon's Daily Face Yoga
- Reads 1,636
- Votes 219
- Parts 28
Ongoing22m
Last published Wed, Oct 26, 2022
Uncle Vernon's Daily Face Yoga is just a little book of Harry Potter memes. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!
**PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE MEMES ARE NOT MY OWN WORK** Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter, JK Rowling does.
All Rights Reserved
#11
harrypottermemes
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book two
- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑨𝑩𝑳𝒀 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑨𝑻 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑵𝑻꒱ ❝𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴?❞ ❝. . . 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺?❞ ❝. . .❞ ❝. . .❞ ❝𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸.❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i continue to make y'all laugh with incorrect drarry scenarios.Complete
Just Don't Ask
READ ME, AND YOU SHALL BE SHOWERED IN ...... uh... SOMETHING YUMMY! (I'll even throw in an umbrella haha :P) A cute little story from that crazy amazing life of mine. Better than a reality TV show! HAHAHA yes with all the demented birds planning their attack and the raindrops possessed by evil leprechauns! Hehe. :)Complete
𝒜𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 || 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚡 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 || 𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝟚 ||
-SEQUEL TO PROVE YOURSELF- ✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷ "Severus it won't stop bleeding..." "Look at me." ✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷✷ The continuous story of Y/N and Severus, as they now face more challenges as they ever have before. Follow along as we go through the final four movies/books of Harry Potter with Y/N and Severus. ***only read if you have finished Prove Yourself*** VERY SLOW BURN ⚠️TW - smut - abuse - sexual assault - kidnapping - mature content ❗️I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS❗️ Enjoy the last book my dungeon bats!!!!!🤍🦇🤍 REVIEWS☎️ "NAH I LOVE U THIS WAS ACTUALLY THE MOST ******* BEST FANFIC AND I HOPE IN THE FUTURE I COME BACK AND RE READ THIS ILL LOOK FORWARD" - @severusremuslover "omg no thank YOU for bringing this world such an epic story that had me both dreading and unable to wait for the next chapter. This was so beautiful, truly and always. You are so amazing. seriously.❤️❤️❤️" - @snaddylov3r "Literally forever one of my favorites now and time to re read it now lol" - canyonstarss "Ahhhh I love this!!! Honestly all down to you! Great writing and was the first currently fanfic I've remained invested in!!!!!" - @xXStarcrossedXx "this was the best book series i have read in my whole life and i've read a lot!! we need another book this series is too good oh my goodness" - @TheseDarkNights "YOU DID JUSTICE TO REMUS AND SEVERUS WITH THIS BOOK, CUZ THEY DIDN\'T DESERVE TO DIE, ILYSM, GRAVEN ( I hope I can Call You that )" - Yakikolchikai 🏆RANKINGS 🥈#readerxsnape 🥇#alanrickman ☝🏼word count - 86,395☝🏼Complete
Harry Potter character one shots
My requests are open! I will do anything! This story will contain: Fluff and angst. Please do not hesitate to give me requests! I hope you enjoy!Complete
Harry Potter stuff(amusemet book)
Hello,this is my second book. This ''book'' is things 'bout HP jokes,rants,one shots,.......bla bla.I take requests,i even recommend books,i spend most of my time reading than writing!Complete
Basilisk..... Oh hell yeah! Come to papa!
This year? Oh, it's been something, let me tell you. Picture this: me, Harry Potter, not in Gryffindor, but Slytherin. Yeah, yeah, I know-scandalous. But honestly? Best decision ever. I've pulled pranks, dueled a Weasley in front of the entire class, and-oh, right-tamed a giant basilisk. No big deal, right? Sure, I might've caused a bit of chaos along the way (okay, a lot of chaos), but isn't that what makes things fun? Hogwarts will definitely be talking about me for years to come. Trust me, you don't want to miss this story. Keep reading-I've got plenty more to share. A/N: This is a harry potter fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own hp, rights to the owner.Complete
Gloves And Us ✔
𝘝𝘢𝘦! 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦. I looked down at her sleeping form and kissed her forehead. I know she just loves forehead kisses. Correction, 'my' forehead kisses. Taking a last look at her, I left the room. "𝘋𝘦𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴. 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬." 𝘋𝘦𝘶𝘴! I wrapped up my work and sighed. I needed her. She is not my drug. She's my spine. My Spinal cord. She gives me support and makes me feel alive. She's my senses. My everything. --- It wasn't good, was it? I'm really bad at descriptions, BUT can you give my book a chance? But the book is good. I promise Also, this is NOT a mafia book. y'all add it in that list and confuse me. TW: The book contains abuse, sexual abuse, and assault. Please proceed with care. I may haven't put warnings. I'll put it once I go back to it ------- STARTED- 22nd OCTOBER 2021 ENDED- 17th DECEMBER 2022 #1 in anxiety attacks = 05/03/2022 #1 in sa. #1 in adorable = 22/12/2021 #1 gloves = 15 jan '22 [1k votes = 24 jan 2022] [4.0 - 15k reads = 10 jan 2022] [- 30.6k reads = 13 feb 2022] [- 40.2k reads = 9 march 2022]Complete
you are my secret -a forbidden love story ✔︎
༄𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨.༄*ೃ⋅°✧ © -angeliqslytherxn, 2020. may or may not be rewriting this story.Complete
Malfoys Pleasure
"Still shaking over me, wait till i put my dick in you." Y/N and Draco Malfoy ~ *+SMUT+* *+ OVER 15+* ~~~~~~~~~~~~ CHARACTERS: : Y/N, Y/L/N : Draco Malfoy : Hermione Granger : Mattheo Riddle : Blaise Zabini : Lorenzo Berkshire : Harry Potter : Ron Weasley : Pansy Parkinson : Professors(all) Y/N is on her fifth year of Hogwarts, You and Draco had been enemies since the first year, You are Gryffindor and he is in Slytherin. You never paid attention to each other until this year. Y/N BACKSTORY*** You never knew your parents you normally stayed with your Godfather/Godmother. Your parents best friends before they disappeared. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• THIS STORY IS COMPLETED! {I ALSO MAKE EDITS AND SLYTHERIN BOYS REACT ON TIK TOK ^^^} SOCIALS\\ TIK TOK:IJSEDITL INSTAGRAM:IJSEDITLComplete
𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one
- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀꒱ ❝𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘰 𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?❞ ❝𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧.❞ ❝𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i steal incorrect quotes from instagram and tumblr to make you fawn over drarry.Complete
- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝒀 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑨𝑩𝑳𝒀 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑨𝑻 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑷𝑶𝑰𝑵𝑻꒱ ❝𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴?❞ ❝. . . 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺?❞ ❝. . .❞ ❝. . .❞ ❝𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸.❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i continue to make y'all laugh with incorrect drarry scenarios.
More detailsContent Guidelines