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Ongoing, First published Apr 12, 2022
Mature
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"Nothing like Beer and Cigs to fix a broken heart!" she said to herself while lighting up a cig after taking a swing of her sake. "What was that?" He asked her. She did not expect him to be at Ino's party, but here he was. And talking to her too! "Oh, uh, Nothing...Don't worry about it!" He walked over to her and stood next to her on the porch. "You know...Your a very bad lair right? I mean, I can clearly hear AND see you...sooo what's the point?"
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SHIKAMARU x READER
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L/N, Y/N, A young girl who had her heart broken in a way nobody should. Yeah, she suffered the loss of her sensei, but along with that, her ex-boyfriend, Inuzuka Kiba, cheated on her for serval months before she even found out. She dumped him a while back but...She was still heart broken. Why? Because, Tamaki, the girl, was one of her bestfriends! That's way, you marimo! But now that she had lost her sensei AND she was cheated on...yeah, she fell into the hole of depression. She swore on her life that she would do her best and NEVER drink or smoke, and she has! Up until now, That is...
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I DO NOT OWN ANY ART USED IN THIS BOOK! I ONLY MADE THE COLAGE FOR THE COVER! credits to original owners! I ALSO DO NOT OWN THE NARUTOVERSE OR YOU! I mean...Unless you WANT me too 😏😏 nah i'm kidding...or am i? 
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I am VERY sorry for making kiba like this...it pains me to do so BUT! I HAVE A BOOK TO DO SO I WILL GET OVER IT! I'mma havta....
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Love competition:
Kiba (Motherfucking still...give it up, play/fuck-boy)
A lil bit of Naruto (The beginning)
some Rock lee
And just tad bit of Kankuro (Not much)
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I shall explain this book further in the book itself soo uhhh yeah, READ TO FIND OUT MORE!
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