Oh Ma God, They Were Roommates...
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Ongoing, First published Apr 12, 2022
"Haffner..." Jupiter whined, her voice echoing through the phone. "Haffner, pleaaaseee..."

Haffner gripped at the pocket of his work uniform, smile twisted oddly as he tried to hide his laughter, though anyone looking into the break room would be able tell from his facial expression and the way his shoulders were trembling. "Did, did you--" he couldn't help but wheeze, "--did you forget your keys again...?"

She made a pitiful attempt at a growl before pleading again, "Haffnerrr... c'mon man I can't stay out here forever, AGAIN..."

Haffner cackled and switched his phone to his other hand. "Well, I can't leave work AGAIN to go and hand you my keys. And doubly unfortunate for you, I'm not working at a cafe that you can hang around at till my shift ends." He sighs, but laughs again when Jupiter whines again.

"Aww... fine, goddamnit. I'll come and borrow your keys and then go home again. Sigh..."

"You're such a dork, sighing verbally."

"Yeah, yeah, fuck you too. I'll see you in twenty."

"See ya."
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