Royal Jester
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  • Parts 48
  • Time 7h 7m
Complete, First published Apr 12, 2022
Mature
Rated Mature for strong language and sexual themes 

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Ana shrieked and frantically shielded her eyes as a very male, very naked man entered the room. "Holy fuck," she heard the man say, or rather shout, before the sound of something crashing to the floor met her ears. She spread her fingers slightly, peeking through to assess the damage. "Don't look!" She clamped her eyes closed.

"Who are you?" Ana resisted the urge to peek once more as she heard him move around.

"Better yet who the hell are you," he bit back sharply and she resisted the urge to flinch at the unnecessarily harsh tone.

"Do you live here?" 

"No," he deadpanned. Her eyebrows furrowed in slight confusion. "I'm just in a random ass college dorm walking around naked. What do you fucking think, Sherlock?" He sneered and she bit the side of her cheek to hold back the oncoming eyeroll. Leave it to the second college student Ana comes across to be a total jerk.

"Well then I do believe that makes me your roommate."

~~~

All Princess Anastasia wanted was to get through college quietly, receive her degree and enjoy the simplicity of life in the process. 

But, after her first day ends on bad terms with one of her new roommates, it starts a series of prank wars that completely destroys every hope she ever had of living like a normal person.

Except for the fact that maybe her new roommate isn't actually so bad after all. And maybe - just maybe - he's actually kind of wonderful. 

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