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Royal Jester

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Reads 104,338
Votes 3,863
Parts 48
Time 7h 7m

Mature

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Rated Mature for strong language and sexual themes 

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Ana shrieked and frantically shielded her eyes as a very male, very naked man entered the room. "Holy fuck," she heard the man say, or rather shout, before the sound of something crashing to the floor met her ears. She spread her fingers slightly, peeking through to assess the damage. "Don't look!" She clamped her eyes closed.

"Who are you?" Ana resisted the urge to peek once more as she heard him move around.

"Better yet who the hell are you," he bit back sharply and she resisted the urge to flinch at the unnecessarily harsh tone.

"Do you live here?" 

"No," he deadpanned. Her eyebrows furrowed in slight confusion. "I'm just in a random ass college dorm walking around naked. What do you fucking think, Sherlock?" He sneered and she bit the side of her cheek to hold back the oncoming eyeroll. Leave it to the second college student Ana comes across to be a total jerk.

"Well then I do believe that makes me your roommate."

~~~

All Princess Anastasia wanted was to get through college quietly, receive her degree and enjoy the simplicity of life in the process. 

But, after her first day ends on bad terms with one of her new roommates, it starts a series of prank wars that completely destroys every hope she ever had of living like a normal person.

Except for the fact that maybe her new roommate isn't actually so bad after all. And maybe - just maybe - he's actually kind of wonderful. 

~~~All Rights Reserved

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The Shark Mug by NikkiMightBeWriting

Scrolling through a dating app, college sophomore Holly, matches with her roommates ex fiancés roommate, Scotty. Holly knows nothing about Scotty but has heard the tale of tragic love between her roommate Victoria and Scotty's roommate, Alexander. In a desperate, dramatic, and wild request, Victoria asks Holly to accept a date with f boy Scotty in the hopes she will get invited back to his apartment to steal a mug Victoria got on vacation with Alexander and she mistakenly gave to him after their break up over two years ago. Being a loyal friend, Holly agrees. But what happens when she has an unmistakable connection with Alexander and falls literally into his arms? She can't tell her roommate she's crushing on her ex. And she can't tell her crush how she came to wind up in his kitchen in the first place. And just like the way she crashed into his arms, the weight of the lies will come crashing down too.

Nepenthe by anglzx7

*COMPLETED* He's my best friend. The one person I run to when I don't want to face the world around me, because I know I can hide with him. In the comfort of our silence. Of his touch. My heart has always been his, if only he'd see that I'm right here waiting for the day he will finally notice me. Then, perhaps, he could be mine. But I'm just out of a relationship. And he's unavailable. -•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-• #3 IN MUTUALFEELINGS

Violet's Delight by lyazar

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

My Brother's Roommate by calzone_writes

"I don't have to listen to you" I said crossing my arms over my chest. "Oh but you have to." A smirk pulling at his lips as he took a step closer to my small figure, "I am twice your height," he leaned down to my ear to whisper "And I always get what I want." A shiver went down my spine when he said that, but I can't let him know I have weakened. "Well I'm sorry to disappoint you, but your streak is about to end" I said turning around to walk to my room. "And you exaggerated, you aren't double my height." I say over my shoulder. He put his hands on my waist before I could take a step, and he turned me back around "Oh pepe you just made a mistake. You are challenging me, and you will lose." "I am not challenging you, I'm just not someone you can control." I said trying to squirm out of his grip. "Watch your back." Is all he whispers before he heads into his room chuckling. _____ Aubrey is entering college and her parents made her share an apartment with her older brother and his roommate. Unintentionally challenging her roommate into authority around the apartment, could make her life worse or better... The two both have suffered tragic losses, but maybe that's the ultimate thing that can bring them together. That is, if they want to be the one to heal each others broken heart. _____ HIGHEST RANKINGS: 1st in Enemies to Lovers 3rd in Teens 2nd in Roommate

The Sex God's Trilogy by Youreguiltypleasure

"You have no fucking idea how long I've been wanting to do this." He started with my heals as he kneeled between my legs. He removed the right one first dragging it out as he grazed my foot with his fingertips. The next one came off and my breath hitched as his gaze trained on the soaking wet spot between my legs. "Do you wax or shave?" "Wax." My voice was quiet making sure to mind my vocabulary. His intake of breath followed by his hands trailing up and up until it reached the zipper of my dress. Unzipping me he stood up to tug the dress off me to fall on the floor. My white lacy set of borrowed lingerie were fully exposed to him now and he was taking his time to look me over. As if I was some prized possession he's always wanted. He undid the white bra making my breasts bounce. "Spread your legs for me." ********* Rose Chase, dedicated med student had her entire life planned out. Until the day she walked into her apartment to find her boyfriend fucking her guy best friend. Devastated and questioning her own sexiness she rushes in the club with a vendetta a world now knew who she was.. Mason Coldwell, spoiled rotten sex god and ex friend of Rose Chase. Going out one night for a night of fun after revealing Rose's identity to the world. He goes out to a club to alleviate the old scars Rose opened up and to his surprise finds the very virgin Rose in his bed in the morning. At least she WAS a virgin. Who would have thought, the man she thought to be her demise, might be her salvation. (Mature scenes 18+ recommended to read) Highest rating #2 in romcom. ;)

Rooming with Chase by book_bitch07

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I Accidentally Sent My Brother's Best Friend A Nude (Reclaimed) | ✓ by vituwrites

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