Paranoia Call || Original Oneshot
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 29m
  • Reads 45
  • Votes 2
  • Parts 1
  • Time 29m
Complete, First published Apr 13, 2022
Mature
"The ID number you called did not answer your call, would you like to make a voicemail-"

"JA, DU A.I FOTZE!"

"Apologies but I am not able to hear your answer, would you like to-"

"AAGHH- Yes! for fucks sake, what fucking racist A.I..."

"And get it to send quickly. I'm literally getting chased down by military automat dogs over here!"

"Affirmative, please send your voicemail now"

"Finally, dear gott.."

     [PIIIIIIIP, DING!]

"Uhh, hey Mari.."

"Remember the arms deal I was supposed to do today? Yeah I did do the thing, and all that.. Also if you're wondering, I thankfully did not die again or killed another client. So don't worry 'bout it, that's not the problem currently

"But uhh, here's the funny thing.."

"You also remember that one story I shot-dead a bunch of brats too, right?"

"It was like uhh, yesterday? Or was it a week ago? Agh, fuck it nevermind-"

"Anyway.. Apparently, one of those shit-hole for a life brats is actually Eden's number one Pro-Active on military affair Leader's son"

"So-uh- hahahaha.. Yeah... Heh.."

"I messed up reaaaaaal bad"

"Pretty bad that I'm back in the chopping block with 10 million check on my head now, heh. Kinda ironic, no?"

"In any case, just eat dinner without me. Be right back in a hour Mari"

"Need to shoot some bloodthirsty automat, and uhh- Please pray for me that I do NOT get tranquilized or tased"

"I beg of you, bitte"

     [PIIIIIIIIIIIPP.....]

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