Paranoia Call || Original Oneshot
  • Reads 47
  • Votes 2
  • Parts 1
  • Time 29m
  • Reads 47
  • Votes 2
  • Parts 1
  • Time 29m
Complete, First published Apr 13, 2022
Mature
"The ID number you called did not answer your call, would you like to make a voicemail-"

"JA, DU A.I FOTZE!"

"Apologies but I am not able to hear your answer, would you like to-"

"AAGHH- Yes! for fucks sake, what fucking racist A.I..."

"And get it to send quickly. I'm literally getting chased down by military automat dogs over here!"

"Affirmative, please send your voicemail now"

"Finally, dear gott.."

     [PIIIIIIIP, DING!]

"Uhh, hey Mari.."

"Remember the arms deal I was supposed to do today? Yeah I did do the thing, and all that.. Also if you're wondering, I thankfully did not die again or killed another client. So don't worry 'bout it, that's not the problem currently

"But uhh, here's the funny thing.."

"You also remember that one story I shot-dead a bunch of brats too, right?"

"It was like uhh, yesterday? Or was it a week ago? Agh, fuck it nevermind-"

"Anyway.. Apparently, one of those shit-hole for a life brats is actually Eden's number one Pro-Active on military affair Leader's son"

"So-uh- hahahaha.. Yeah... Heh.."

"I messed up reaaaaaal bad"

"Pretty bad that I'm back in the chopping block with 10 million check on my head now, heh. Kinda ironic, no?"

"In any case, just eat dinner without me. Be right back in a hour Mari"

"Need to shoot some bloodthirsty automat, and uhh- Please pray for me that I do NOT get tranquilized or tased"

"I beg of you, bitte"

     [PIIIIIIIIIIIPP.....]

---

Camille Perrin created the picture of the book cover above, it is not mine and I am not the one who made it as I simply used it as a substitute for a book cover.
All Rights Reserved
Sign up to add Paranoia Call || Original Oneshot to your library and receive updates
or
Content Guidelines
You may also like
The Anthem of the Castaway by MyPasswordIs
41 parts Complete
"Doesn't seem to work now that my DNA is so fucked I can't heal." I say to him, rolling my eyes. "So you agree that it is a change in your DNA?" Charlie says to me. "I don't know." I huff, angry at this whole debate. "I can't deal with humans fucking up every effort I have to live happy." "Does Father ever let you stay in Heaven?" "Only half the time." "And what do you do in Heaven?" "I fight. Sword fighting mostly, it's a big attraction. Our sword fights are as popular there as football is here." "Football?" He asks, his eyebrows raised. "Ugh, wrong era. Whatever." I respond, rolling my eyes at my own stupidity. A sudden hitch in my breath causes me to cough more, another clump of clotted blood coming forward into the towel I offer. "Life on earth is just a revolving door of wars, fighting, finding out angels exist, fighting over it, killing everyone that remembers, then back to the industrial revolution again. And there's almost always times when angels are outlawed and locked up." "Back to your problem though, do you agree that God may be trying to train you? Or maybe he's using you to remove the villains from society?" "The latter holds some truth. After all, I do get dumped into the human society when everything is going to shit." "Do you ever do wrong in Gods eyes? Maybe he's putting you down here to clean up society as a punishment." Book 4, yep I skipped one. Each book stands on its own. It's good to read the first before, but not necessary. I use wattpad as a back-up of my typed stories. I have so much more hand written, and if you truly are interested I will totally type more or even upload pictures of each page written.
Slime-Cycle (Humble Beginnings) by shroom_mush_
41 parts Ongoing
In a world filled with superhumans, the powerless charlie cycle struggles to keep his life together. It only gets worse when on his way home hes pulled into a choke hold and shot. But instead of dying, his life was saved by the sentient living slime who holds a few.... secrets. When charlie finds out about said gooper, The slime gives the excuse that, they cant leave Charlie's body yet, since, he still isnt fully healed from the bullet wound. Being to tired to argue, he puts up with the slime for the next few months. In which time, the slime was able to convince him to go out for one night as a vigilante, just to try it :) unfortunately, that one night led to a run in with the most dangerous villains in the city, the syndicate. Causing him to get roped into the syndicates plan to take over the government. Although things only get worse when he finds out the syndicates number one target, is his childhood best friend jschlatt, who charlie lost contact with once he got into the presidency. Things only get worse and worse over time as he gets more and more involved with this anarchist scheme. Chaos ensues Along with....other, plots of revenge. (TW) -Death- -Blood- -extreme gore/mutilation- (very little) -suicide- (very little) -derealization- -dissociation- -murder- -alcohol- -manipulation- WORD COUNT: 203,836 Sunny Anderson school is credit to @memoryboy. including many aspects of this story that have been influenced and sometimes even copied from certian fics (though I try my best to make it original), such as Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians, Tommy's ultra important Keychain, and possibly a couple others that I can't remember. All these details have been improvised to fit the plot, and or, are relatively small such as; character names, character interactions, character aspects such as powers, some concepts for fights/battles that characters may get into. . . . #1 slimecicle jan. 18 2023 #9 superhero Aug. 28 2023 #1 slimecicle jul. 31 2024
Offbrand Anime Story: NTR Justice by deadspacemike
8 parts Complete Mature
"Yes. Yes. And Yes. This is a Story, if not a bunch of One-Shot stories long one. which contain a certain amount of NTR/Cheating in certain OffBrand, Doujin, and more." "My Anger inside was building up in a uncontrollable state. that i what heard in my mind is to "Stop" or the other side of my mind is basically becoming HowtoBasic and wanted to throw some lethal stuff at those cheater, Ugly Men, Dilf and more. whatever you could think of?!" "Any Doujin? Any Offbrand Animation based off a doujin or Light Novel(Game) Think of one, you just watch? and look at the tags? You knew you like it. but having uncomfortable fluff scene and NTR happening with an Ugly Man, Old, hairy People, and a scumbag Sibling in your family. And take the MC Girl, which you find her cute. till they steal her and fluff her? NO!!!" "Enough is Enough. I know many Anime Fans, weebs?! enjoy some Offbrand to release some stress, right?" "WELL TODAY IS YOUR DAY?! READ THIS STORY I MADE TO RELEASE THOSE PAINFUL MEMORIES OUT OF YOU FREAKING HEAD. GET YOUR BIG BOY PANTS ON?! PUNCH THAT PERSON, UGLY MAN IN THE FACE SO HARD. TO GET YOUR GIRL/WAIFU IN A OFFBRAND ANIMATION, WHICH MIGHT CONTAIN NTR. NO MORE! READ IT!" -BTW. These is Fanficiton Work. Any Doujin, Offbrand Animation series belong to them. all rights reserved to them. Pure Original Work to them only. Both NHentai.net and Hanime.tv -And again. . . i do not own those things . . . this is Fanfiction. Warning: This Can contain lemon also huge ton of them. Why? Because it OffBrand fluff. Noted(The Book cover): "I do not own it. It belong to Merryweather Comics. And it fitting for the setting of this story, mkay." Warning: These is 18+ Rating for some teenager or adult audience
His Prize by google1021
35 parts Complete Mature
Nina is captured by parbeing man. He plans to turn her into his pet. He knows she won't go down without a fight, but he's not prepared for how much 'fight' she has packed in her small body. His new pet leaks into every area of his life, changing things in ways he could never have imagined. Parbeings are the new and improved apex predators of Earth. Created from gene editing, they are the perfect humans, so perfect that they are no longer even considered human. *** Content Warning: The protagonist of this story is a victim of abuse. I do not condone the actions of the antagonist *** Chapter 1 extract: "Hey Alex. Get over here. I've got something for you," he calls into his collar radio. I reach the end of the alley and turn to face my foe once again, but he remains where he is, still blocking my path but not approaching either. New plan: when he gets close, duck under his arms and make a run for it. Now I just have to wait. Before a minute has even passed, another armoured soldier appears and joins the first. This just keeps getting worse. How am I supposed to dodge past two of them? "What do you want now?" the new soldier grumbles. This one must be Alex. "Look at this cute little human I found. She's feisty. I think she's perfect for you." I glare at them. "I don't want a pet human. That's your disgusting fetish, and I'll have no part in it." "Oh come on Captain," the first soldier whines, "You don't have to fuck her, just train her to be obedient. Surely you can control one measly wild human? You are a captain after all. When you're done, you can just get rid of her, like I do with my humans." What the fuck? For a brief moment my fear is replaced by anger. Who do they think they are, talking about me like I'm some kind of wild animal? "Get the fuck away from me! You freaks!" I screech. The first soldier just flashes an evil grin. They don't budge. "Are you just going to let her talk to you like that?" he goads Alex. (Complete. 70k words.)
Lunar Virus ✔️ by its_really_not
38 parts Complete
Elodie's life changes at the turn of a doorknob when she is forced into joining a secret organization that claims to be protecting the Earth from aliens. But with every step she takes, she finds the organization, or the facility, as they call it, becoming more and more suspicious. When a mysterious death occurs, revealing a well-concealed secret, things quickly go downhill as humanity's future is placed on the shoulders of a single gaggle of teenagers. *** I hear a sigh from the other side of the door, "Miss. Chaucer, you have a wonderful opportunity here, are you going to take it or not?" Now, I am seriously confused, "Opportunity?" She takes advantage of my befuddled state and shoves the door open. Shit. The corners of her mouth pull up, and it's so unnatural, it takes me a moment to realize she's smiling. Major plastic surgery? Probably. Click. Did she just lock the door? She locked the door! I spring towards the house phone, dusty from years of doing absolutely nothing, so I can call the police. I don't make it. Halfway there, I trip on my own pant-leg and face plant on the floor. The woman steps over me and retrieves the phone. She looks at it as if it's a foreign object, "This won't be necessary. All I want to do is talk to you." For some reason, instead of screaming, I stay silent. She smiles and pulls out a chair from the kitchen table for me to sit on. When I don't sit, she says, "If you want to know what's going on, then sit." I think about it for a moment. She hasn't hurt me yet, and I have to admit, I am quite curious as to what's going on. So, call me stupid, but I sit down. "I am from a space organization that protects civilians from . . . outside threats." *** Beautiful cover made by @mahana258! HR: 203 in science fiction (5/8/18) Completed on August 15th, 2018 (Indian independence day!) *******This is not a zombie novel
The experiment. by shrosz
18 parts Complete Mature
They used my vulnerability against me. They used that weapon, to make me accept their stupid idea. And I of course, accepted it, I didn't even know what they were going to do. They tugged and poked and even shoved their disgusting finger in your wound, just to see you cry. To see you change. No pitty in their eyes. They just continue. They drag you around with metal chains, hit you and turn you into a experiment. But I had enough of the tugging, the clawing, the moaning, the crying and pleading for them to stop, but simply feeding them with our pain. They turned me into something, that neither do they know what I am. Their afraid of me, of my reflexes, my strength. I killed a lot of them. They say I have a cold heart, that I don't feel nothing. That's why they call me: Death -----------------------------------------************************************--------------------------------------------- Death. A teen girl, pitch black hair, black eyes, white skin. Her height is 5'8. People are scared of her, not just because of her strength but because of they way she kills. She lived in this hell hole, where they take her to rooms. Examine. Fight. She knows she won't be able to entertain them for long. She decides to run. Soul. Brown hair as mud, blue eyes as the sky. Hight 6'2. Tanned and toned body. Death's best friend in the hell hole they're in, he's as cold as she is. But shows a bit of sympathy. Well... More than her at least. He's been there for her, ever since she entered this place of crap. They're the two most feared. As some people say, they're a perfect couple. Killing. Fighting. Cold hearted creatures. Also known as D and S. Why? That's what your going to find out, joining this adventure with D and S.
*- 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚞𝚛'𝚜 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎... -* |Sebastian x Reader by dyll_picklez
5 parts Ongoing
"You are an expendable. You are not expected to return." (⚠️SPOILERS⚠️) While Urbanshade was quite the abusive company, you didn't mind the underwater travels you often went on, no matter how dangerous some were. They were especially fun when accompanied by your partner, Milo. However, this one was particularly dangerous and different from your other dives. Urbanshade asked the two of you to capture the crystal and retrieve it to HQ immediately. You were surprised they asked such a hefty task of an expandable such as youselves, though happily accepted. It was a mistake. You found yourself hanging on by a thread, mentally as well as physically. Milo was in no better condition. Squiddles were more on edge than ever, The "Good" People dug their claws into your skin with each wrong door you opened, and the Pandemonium's scream could be heard for miles, giving you a massive headache. Before you knew it, however, you walked into what had to be door number fifty by then, and a vent's cover flew off onto the floor. "Psst! Over here..." called a voice. And despite your reluctance, you didn't have much of a choice. So, you crawled into the vent anyway to see the most interesting specimen - or fish, rather - you'd ever seen. He flashed you a smile with his sharp teeth before speaking. "Welcome, welcome! Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you... despite what you have seen, heard, and/or been told... My name is Sebastian," he said. And all you could think to yourself was... "Wow... I'm talking to a *fish.*" HIII! So, my ADHD went off and I was like, "Hmm, I should write another story," so ofc I start writing about the hot fish that's on my hmo list. Anyway... love youuu! 🤗 (Game: Roblox - Pressure)
Second Chance  by whizbee_
15 parts Ongoing
In his last life he gave it all to his little brother who was kidnapped at the age of five , recused at the age of sixteen. Extra care - Brother needed it. Parent's support - How could he even ask for it when his brother missed it for eleven years. Brother owed it. Arranged marriage with his best friend - He never wanted it in the first place. They are like bros! So, when his brother showed interest in his best friend , he encouraged it. All he wanted was a happy and complete family. But he never realised that all his efforts to give his brother a family , would separate him from his family. "Your brother is sick ! We can't attend your graduation." - Mother "Just come back after taking the certificate. I think it's serious." - Best friend. .... "Bro , we already left for the trip. Why were you so late ?"- Best friend. "Why didn't you pick up your calls ? Your brother was worried to death. He almost had a panic attack. We started the journey to distract him."- mother. ..... "Your brother is new to the family. How would he know you are allergic to eggs?" - Mother. "Just go to the hospital. Don't ruin his birthday." - Father. "Bro , why did you even eat that cake ? I can't leave the party to accompany you now." - Best friend. ...... He had enough. He loves his brother too but his love shouldn't be one sided "Do you all even care about me ?I am dying here. My allergy is severe. I can die." He shouts with a hoarse voice. "Nobody dies from egg allergy. Don't exaggerate." "You all are my family. You all know how serious it is. My limbs are getting numb." "We are sending the driver." "Is dd's birthday more important than my life ?" That was the last question he asked before his senses went shady. "How can you be jealous of your own brother." That's what he heard for the last time before everything went black. He chuckles in his fate. What a joke his life has become ! Wish he could get another chance , another chance to live once again !
Jade Locust Among Gold Silk [OC Insert x LMK] by CallMeSencei
42 parts Complete Mature
{Since I, the creator am extremely burnt out and out of ideas, take an LMK self-insert} [NONE OF THESE PICTURES ARE MINE UNLESS I CALIM THEM. That includes the cover] ------- "Sen it's time to go!" "Coming!" I responded closing the LMK edit I was enjoying, Summer break finally was here and I was too excited to see my little sister! Finally everything was coming together! _____ My lungs ache and clench desperately as I fail to open my eyes, soaked in blood and debris I can feel everything I ever hoped for leaving me... Nora...I'm so...so- _____ "..." I exhale somberly as I flex my fingers to their best of limits, till the thick gauze and bandages force me to relax... How come I remember everything that happened? That doesn't really happen in resurrection right? Aren't I supposed to forget my past life? Well, I do still have my phone...and I look almost identical to before... Did I even die? Or did something else happen in those few seconds? _____ A seemingly normal yet depressed teen, only 19 and a half... Summer break should've been the beginning of blessing after blessing... But this was a nightmare...one that she somehow coped with...and continues to. _____ 'I don't have time to cry anymore-! Their gone! I'm dead! I'm just a dead memory to them now! It's not like mom will miss me!' _____ "Look kid, the more you grumble about how bad life was to you, maybe you should- "Should what? Let loose? Have fun? Be an impulsive jerk-!?" It was obvious my snap back caught the legend off guard, but...I didn't care... I don't care... _____ "Look MK...There's nothing you can do to help me, your a hero......not a god." _____ 'OH GOD HE'S HOT-!!' _____ One summer, one train wreck, a few bad discussions, and a lot of kettle chips. The Jade Locust will continue the fester and devour your soul... I will make sure of that. _____ Hehe, Writers block go BRRRRRR [Started: June 9, 2023] [Ended:June 26, 2023] Note: I've now made Sen 19 years old.
You may also like
Slide 1 of 10
The Anthem of the Castaway cover
Slime-Cycle (Humble Beginnings) cover
Offbrand Anime Story: NTR Justice cover
We Are Alive cover
His Prize cover
Lunar Virus ✔️ cover
The experiment. cover
*- 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚞𝚛'𝚜 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎... -* |Sebastian x Reader cover
Second Chance  cover
Jade Locust Among Gold Silk [OC Insert x LMK] cover

The Anthem of the Castaway

41 parts Complete

"Doesn't seem to work now that my DNA is so fucked I can't heal." I say to him, rolling my eyes. "So you agree that it is a change in your DNA?" Charlie says to me. "I don't know." I huff, angry at this whole debate. "I can't deal with humans fucking up every effort I have to live happy." "Does Father ever let you stay in Heaven?" "Only half the time." "And what do you do in Heaven?" "I fight. Sword fighting mostly, it's a big attraction. Our sword fights are as popular there as football is here." "Football?" He asks, his eyebrows raised. "Ugh, wrong era. Whatever." I respond, rolling my eyes at my own stupidity. A sudden hitch in my breath causes me to cough more, another clump of clotted blood coming forward into the towel I offer. "Life on earth is just a revolving door of wars, fighting, finding out angels exist, fighting over it, killing everyone that remembers, then back to the industrial revolution again. And there's almost always times when angels are outlawed and locked up." "Back to your problem though, do you agree that God may be trying to train you? Or maybe he's using you to remove the villains from society?" "The latter holds some truth. After all, I do get dumped into the human society when everything is going to shit." "Do you ever do wrong in Gods eyes? Maybe he's putting you down here to clean up society as a punishment." Book 4, yep I skipped one. Each book stands on its own. It's good to read the first before, but not necessary. I use wattpad as a back-up of my typed stories. I have so much more hand written, and if you truly are interested I will totally type more or even upload pictures of each page written.