THIS IS A JOKE, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. on the request of literally no one, I am writing this weird ship book (platonic & romantic) because me and some others got bored and decided to ship the characters in our musical. I will include short descriptions on why the hell we decided this would make a "good" ship, as well as potential trigger warnings, what ship it is, and what type (fluff, angst, etc...). this entire thing is a train wreck from start to finish. why am I doing this?