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Jason Cosmo: Hero Wanted

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Parts 27
Time 6h 53m

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Jason Cosmo is perfectly happy as a woodcutter in the humble village of Lower Hicksnittle-until a stranger tries to kill him, claiming there is a huge price on Jason's head. Overnight, Jason has become the most feared man in the Eleven Kingdoms, with the world's best bounty hunters on his trail.

On the run from mercenaries, Demon Lords, and the sinister Dark Magic Society, Jason teams up with cynical wizard Mercury Boltblaster and winsome twins Sapphrina and Rubis to learn the truth.

Jason's quest takes him from the bright realm of The Gods to the deadly depths of the Incredibly Dark Forest-and into a final confrontation with ultimate evil!

HERO WANTED is Book 1 of my comical Jason Cosmo fantasy adventure series, which continues with NOBLE CAUSE and (soon) ROYAL CRUSH.

Thanks for reading! 

Note: You can download HERO WANTED for free and get and the rest of the JASON COSMO series right now at Amazon, B&N, Kobo, Apple iBooks, and Smashwords.All Rights Reserved

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