Fiber? Good or bad?

Sure everyone loves eating cereal in the morning, relaxing in the refreshing tasty behemoth. I see my mom everyday, enjoying her Raisin Bran, but then I realized the nutrition facts, WAY TOO MUCH FIBER! Sure people can say that fiber is good for your digestive system and I agree, that is exactly why I think people shouldn’t have too much of it before school. First, washrooms, everyone can relate to how uncomfortable washrooms are in public schools. And the toilet paper, oh my goodness, feels worse than a kleenex, and as dry as sandpaper. You literally have to take two metres long of toilet paper each wipe! Only to soften the sandpaper. Some kids even bring their own toilet paper to school! But please, nothing is more worse than cleaning after someone elses ‘mess’. Everytime I go near the toilet, I either have to flush the toilet or wipe the toilet seat clean with the despicable sandpaper! It feels like even kids my age aren’t even POTTY TRAINED!Secondly, DISTRACTIONS, even in the middle of class this problem comes into hand. Imagine this, when the teacher is talking about something important, and then suddenly you gotta go. You miss a continent full of information, just by missing twenty to thirty minutes of class in the most miserable place in the twentieth first century. Finally, THE PEOPLE INSIDE, you thought just going to the washroom is irritating, but when there are people coming inside with you! It is very uncomfortable knowing that the people are disgusted with your ‘noises’, it is also very awkward when you encounter someone that you don’t know. Please people, help the washroom community! The irritations, awkward moments, and don’t forget the distractions. Cut some sense into yourself, DON’T eat fiber before anything important, because the next thing you know you will be in the most miserable place in world history.