A story based on the song "Cemetery Girl" by Insane Clown Posse. Robin Finley likes taking long strolls through Vine View Cemetery, and sometimes sitting under a big willow tree by a particular grave where his 'lover' laid. Key word, *laid*. Maria Rose no longer lays six feet under, in her beautiful wooden casket. She remains in Robin's house, at least for now. But when Robin's co-worker and best friend, Adam, comes over and spots Maria, it's a mental battle for Robin to figure out how to keep his lovely, totally-not-rotting Maria safe and sound, and most importantly, away from the police.