Legend_Linc's McDonald song
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Last published Fri, Feb 24, 2023
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Hey! this is a crackfic and does not accurately portray anyone or anything in this story correctly so please do not take it seriously. Enjoy reading, this is really stupid 👍go follow Legend_Linc on twitch:
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•○Jake snaps○•// TMF // SATIRE//☆☆
▪︎□After the audio gets leaked Jake decides to take the matter into his own hands... Starting off with Drew. □▪︎ I cannot be held accountable for any psychological damage done to the reader, proceed with caution. (IF YOU CANT TELL THIS IS SATIRE AND I WILL NOT BE PAYING FOR YOU THERAPY) enjoy! ♡♡♡ We're currently on #2 in Satire woo that's cool😎😎🔥🐺 - September 23, 2024 wow.. we're #3 in satire😃😃 whatever its still good..😔😔🖤⛓⛓🥀🥀🐺- September 30, 2024 WERE #1 IN SATIRE WHAT THE HELL LETSS GOO❗❗😍😍😝😝🥰🔥🔥😎🐺- October 7, 2024
You're Insufferable | TOᗰᗰYIᑎᑎIT √
𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚃𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚢, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎..... ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜' 𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑. 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚐 𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚑𝚘𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 12/23/21 ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏.♡︎༚༅༚˳ . ♱ . ˳༚༅༚ 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚍: 2/13/22Complete
𝓢𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘 | 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙮
𝟎𝟎𝟐┊͙ 𝓢𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘- 𝐉𝐎𝐉𝐈 ꗃ⋆₊*𓂃݊ 〘 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙮 〙｡ ༅ ˖⁺ ꒰ ☔️ ꒱ ⋆ ୭ 「 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝒙 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐨𝐜. 」 ━━━ 𓆩♡𓆪 ━━━ ꒰ *ੈ✩‧₊ ꒱ 𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀... ❝𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘❞ ━━━━━━━━ &&. 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,, ࿐∙⋆°༝ 𝓐𝐋𝐄𝐗 unintentionally 𝒇𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝒍𝗼𝘃𝗲 through coffee preferences when traveling between california & mexico. 𝒐𝒓 𝓐𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 unintentionally 𝒇𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝒍𝗼𝘃𝗲 through coffee preferences when catching a flight to see her brother. ━━━━━━ © 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗫𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝟮𝗢𝟮𝟭 ｡ ༅ ˖⁺⋆ ୭ 〘 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 25/01/2021 〙 〘 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 12/03/2021 〙 〘 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞! 〙 °•*⁀➷ ꒰ 𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨 ꒱ ₊˚ˑ༄Complete
《Our Little Secret》 Dream X Reader
This is a story from my TikTok series. I recommend reading that before this, but this is okay too! My TikTok is in my bio. No pictures or art is mine unless I specify it is. There will be grammar mistakes and it is still being edited. This is a Dream x Reader in the DreamSMP.Complete
𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐍, 𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙩
𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐍, 𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙩 "𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪... 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩-" "𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙔/𝙣." 𝙔/𝙉 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙨𝙢𝙥, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙢! 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙜. 𝙏𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙮... 𝙃𝙤𝙬? 𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙨𝙝𝙚? 𝙔/𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙜, 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡. 𝘽𝙪𝙩, 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩...? 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐭 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 {𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙: 12.31.20} {𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙: 5.24.21} this is my first ever x reader story and i'm very excited to get this started. hope you all enjoy. x, chipotleenthusiast1Complete
The Promise (TommyInnit x Reader)
"𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞?" "𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢 𝐝𝐨, 𝐲/𝐧. 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭." 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. I now realize this story is less of an xreader and more of an oc named y/n. I apologize, this was my first ever xreader so I didn't really know what I was doing. *intentionally lowercased* *tommyinnit is only uncomfortable with fanfics that contain smut/nsfw. i will not be putting any smut or nsfw into this fanfic* (ps the beginning is probably really cringy in quality, and i'm slowly working on revisions :)) 100k on Dec 1, 2020 <3 200k on Jan 11, 2021 <3 300k on Feb 4, 2021 <3 400k on Feb 23, 2021 <3 500k on Mar 14, 2021 <3 600k on Apr 7, 2021 <3 700k on May 9, 2021 <3 800k on Jun 14, 2021 <3 900k on Jul 22, 2021 <3 1 million. Sep. 1, 2021❤️ started: september 29, 2020 finished: february 18, 2021 :p revisions started: june 8, 2021Complete
¿𝑴𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒔? || Quackity x Reader ||
[COMPLETED] Note: THIS IS OLD AND REUPLOADED if you comment about CMC I will delete your comment and restrict you. This was written way before the incident and I don't want to see anymore comments about it. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐉𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬. 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.Complete
Always||Quackity
What happens when Tommyinnit's sister meets the dream smp? *currently editing so please ignore any mistakes* Published 7/3/21Complete
▪︎□After the audio gets leaked Jake decides to take the matter into his own hands... Starting off with Drew. □▪︎ I cannot be held accountable for any psychological damage done to the reader, proceed with caution. (IF YOU CANT TELL THIS IS SATIRE AND I WILL NOT BE PAYING FOR YOU THERAPY) enjoy! ♡♡♡ We're currently on #2 in Satire woo that's cool😎😎🔥🐺 - September 23, 2024 wow.. we're #3 in satire😃😃 whatever its still good..😔😔🖤⛓⛓🥀🥀🐺- September 30, 2024 WERE #1 IN SATIRE WHAT THE HELL LETSS GOO❗❗😍😍😝😝🥰🔥🔥😎🐺- October 7, 2024
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