inanimate insanity fanfic totally not mephone x an oc

Im making this fanfic because... first of all, I'm bored, and second of all, you guys do not know how to write actually good fanfics with actual lore which does not include mephone being either the softest bitch ever or a fucking fuckboy. speaking of which, stop making mephone all flirty and shit, he's a lazy fuck with emotional baggage and trust issues.

also the oc is a USB woohoo yayyyyyyyyy woohooooo!!!

KEY IS HELPING ME WRITE THIS HELL THANK YOU KEY YOURE MY BFF FOREVER EVERYBODY PRAISE KEY NOWWWWWW.