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Parenting for Assholes: Irondad Edition

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With Aunt May out of town on a business trip, Peter Parker is feeling quite lonely. And that just isn't allowed in Tony's mind, no, no. As the kid's self-proclaimed allotted parental figure, Tony makes an executive decision to pop by for a surprise visit.

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