After reading a fairy tale to Teucer to get him to sleep, Ajax is forced into it. He gets thrown into the body of a random Fatui captain, and has to help Rex Lapis fight and seal Osial, and at the same time figure out his feelings for Morax who just so happens to be Osial's ex-lover, and a god cursed to be a mermaid by Osial. He has no clue how to deal with all of these feelings, fighting, and major drama between the two gods. And him being added into the mix just makes it all worse. (Uhhhh I don't know where I'm going with this story, and I literally got this idea from a song. Guess we'll see where this takes us. Have fun trying to read the tags if you want to try to understand the story better. Warnings will be in the beginning notes if there are any for the chapter. It will also be posted on Ao3 under the same account name. The cover for this is not mine!)