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Tangled? My hair is impeccable, thank you very much!
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Ongoing, First published Apr 17, 2022
Artemis Fowl II has spent his whole life in a tower, not that he particularly minds. He's perfectly happy exactly where he is, thank you. 

At least, he THOUGHT he was, until someone who claimed to be a captain from the King's Army burst into his bedroom with an invaluable crown.
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When Captain Holly Short got separated from her team while trying to recover the lost prince's crown, she didn't expect to end up getting stuck with an annoying 15 year old who was WAY too smart for his own good. But the more time she spends with this mysterious boy, the more she realizes that the kid has a LOT secrets.

In fact, even the teenage boy in question probably doesn't know exactly how many secrets surround him.....
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Or in other words, the Artemis Fowl Tangled AU no one asked for.


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