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Never in a million years [on hold]
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Ongoing, First published Jan 16, 2015
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So maybe he's insane 

Maybe he killed most of his immediate family 

But that's not all there is to Malachi Parker 

And I get to be the one who finds out what else there is

Caution: it contains smut

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A/N: 

DISCLAIMER I DON'T OWN THE VAMPIRE DIARIES OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS 

Spoiler: I will not be following the season 6 plot because they killed my baby
All Rights Reserved
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