As our story begins in the land of Reach, we see a princess, wizard?, queen?, I don't know you'll see when you read, anyway, its very simple. Beat the villain, get his sword, stop creatures from spawning from the underworld, save the kingdom, you know, a normal fantasy story. But this isn't your normal fantasy story. Its a hardcore, comedic, action-packed, bad punage, heartwarming, violent, magical, sort-of-long but sort-of-short, red-bull induced, fantasy-story extravaganza!