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Sold to System of a Down

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Reads 261
Votes 3
Parts 7
Time 1h 6m

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daron daronmalakian johndolmayan onedirection satire serj serjtankian shavo shavoodadjian soad sold system systemofadown

You were just a young teenage girl who knew nothing but black leggings, gray sweaters, and white privilege all her life. But after your mother sold you to System of a Down in exchange for weed money, everything changed. Now you live a life of drugs, rock and roll, and inter-generational trauma from the Armenian genocide. How does it end? Read to find out!
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A satire of the "Sold to One Direction" trope. Crack with plot. Rated mature due to (comedic) violence and foul language.All Rights Reserved

daron daronmalakian johndolmayan onedirection satire serj serjtankian shavo shavoodadjian soad sold system systemofadown

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