Sold to System of a Down
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MatureOngoing1h 6m
Last published Thu, Sep 28, 2023
You were just a young teenage girl who knew nothing but black leggings, gray sweaters, and white privilege all her life. But after your mother sold you to System of a Down in exchange for weed money, everything changed. Now you live a life of drugs, rock and roll, and inter-generational trauma from the Armenian genocide. How does it end? Read to find out!
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A satire of the "Sold to One Direction" trope. Crack with plot. Rated mature due to (comedic) violence and foul language.
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