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Sold to System of a Down

Reads 261
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Parts 7
Time 1h 6m

Reads 261
Votes 3
Parts 7
Time 1h 6m

Mature

daron daronmalakian johndolmayan onedirection satire serj serjtankian shavo shavoodadjian soad sold system systemofadown

You were just a young teenage girl who knew nothing but black leggings, gray sweaters, and white privilege all her life. But after your mother sold you to System of a Down in exchange for weed money, everything changed. Now you live a life of drugs, rock and roll, and inter-generational trauma from the Armenian genocide. How does it end? Read to find out!
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A satire of the "Sold to One Direction" trope. Crack with plot. Rated mature due to (comedic) violence and foul language.All Rights Reserved

daron daronmalakian johndolmayan onedirection satire serj serjtankian shavo shavoodadjian soad sold system systemofadown

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Blue by Waiting4MyGirl

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[DISCONTINUED] The Lonely Hearts Club | Dallas Winston X Reader by https_pixiie

Y/n had spent the general majority of her life living with her mother, but once her father was discharged from the military due to losing his leg and her mother was jailed for a crime committed in self-defense, she was left to live with her dad. Unable to keep a job and not satisfied with the benefits given to him, the pair moved around a lot. Her dad tells her, for the millionth time, that their home in Tulsa, Oklahoma would be permanent. Of course, she doesn't believe him, but she finds herself drawn to a particular person-a person who poses a complete mystery to Y/n.

Crashing Down (Dark N.H A.U) by kwrloveseverything

Most people would call my life perfect and I used to agree. I have wonderful and supportive parents and a hot, soon to be pro athlete, boyfriend. I have been described as beautiful, smart, and funny. I would say I had it all. I am currently going to school at Harvard, but l'm doing study abroad at Oxford. Going to Oxford changed a lot of things for me, but it wasn't anything I couldn't handle or fix. No, the real problems started when I decided to take one day off to explore London. I started my day off with coffee and ended it with a few stalkers. That's the exact moment my life came crashing down. It feels like I was walking on cloud nine. One second I was floating and the next I'm crashing. All because of Niall Horan. Everything I thought I knew is wrong. How can one man do so much damage to my life? Everything I have learned in my psychology classes are keeping me afloat, especially my recent study of Stockholm Syndrome. What happens when you spend your whole life in the sky? You can't go any higher, which means you can only go down. *** "Can someone who suffers from Stockholm Syndrome truly fall in love with their captor?" Professor Dunham asks. "No. Stockholm Syndrome is your brain coping with the trauma you are experiencing. You can't love someone just because they decide not to kill you." I answer with no hesitation. "And how do you treat Stockholm Syndrome?" Professor Dunham asks like it is a tricky question. My classmate jokingly says, "lots and lots of therapy." Not satisfied with my classmate's answer I add by saying, "and never judge or give advice. You have to help the victim on their own terms and avoid polarization. They see the captor as the one who kept them alive. They won't see the bad right away." *** All ideas and concepts come from my own mind. Do not use any of my ideas. K? Thanks! And there will be swearing, alcohol and drug use, and sexual themes throughout the story.

Do I Scare You?- [Zayn Malik AU] by SykesorStyles

❝I'm not perfect, and neither is he, but together we're as close to perfection as one can ever be.❞ © All Rights Reserved: SykesorStyles © before reading, if you're a directioner that hates the wanted and decides just because both 1d and tw are in this story means that i am 'not a loyal fan'; grow up because your opinion is invalid(: ৫ ৩ ৸ [#1] The WANTED story. [#1] NathanSykes story. [#2] Zaylena story. [#38] ZaynMalik Badboy story. [92] ZaynMalik story.

the hungry ghosts by helena_the_rat

The shadows. They're everywhere. And they won't leave Daron alone. It isn't until after a series of strange dreams and spiritual encounters that he realizes he has a connection to the supernatural world--and he's got one long road ahead of him. ***no ships, I just wanted to write a story abt them :) marked mature for swearing

𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐦. by shxnwrites

𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲. or, when keilan find himself being the new kid, he realized it's complicated to not make enemies. he tried not to think about that, but then he ends up meeting someone who changes his perspective, because at the end of the day, life is very predictable. to sum it up, don't be dumb. be honest with yourself before it's actually too late, in keilan's case, it might be too late, who knows. A/N: there's death in this story guys.. it starts off nice but then it takes a crazy turn for the absolute worst.

Daddy Issues - Johnnyboy by cultural-decay

(Under Major Editing) this story contains descriptive self-mutilation, character death, alcohol abuse, drug/substance abuse, and bits of violence. (ANYONE WHO IS UNDER 16 AND IS CURRENTLY SUICIDAL, DEALING WITH OR EXPERIENCING THOUGHTS OF SELF-HARM PLEASE JUST CHOOSE A DIFFERENT STORY. THIS ISNT A FUN RIDE) Johnny has always been different, the gang knew that. He was always doing something to be proud of but he'll forever be a greaser unless his folks actually started to care for him, and even then, he'll always be an outcast, a delinquent. Johnny doesn't mind that though, he likes it the way it is, but he mainly would just like things to be different at home, but he's content with the gang. He was okay with them. Until his father dies. His old man had always treated him like shit anyway, but there was something inside that was crushed. Dad would sometimes help little Johnny out, it was his mother that had made things worse for him. After his death, Johnny couldn't cope much anymore, he was used to being able to, but now his emotions were out of control. He starts to spiral downwards. The gang is with him the whole time and tries their hardest to keep him at his best, but Johnny becomes irrational, too unpredictable for the gang to even understand but Johnny doesn't go down alone, he brings someone with him.

Run Away by Outsidersmarvel23

You've been moving around the country with your abusive, Drug addict parents who break the law almost everyday. Even thought things are hell over at your place, you've met some really good people and made good firends with them, The Curtis Family, Mrs. Curtis is a single mother who raises her three boys and basically raises the gang too. Mrs. Curtis is the only real mother figure you've ever had, She took you under her wing and has been raising you since. The Curtis Brothers treat you like they were thier own younger sister so does the gang. What happens when you have to move once again, Leaving the only family you've ever known....Let's find out.

Her. (Daron x Character) by chloemustdie7

Daron meets a girl named Isabel. Watch hell break loose ;) Also, SOAD never happened.

Love You - (Serj Tankian x Daron Malakian) by atumorprofiletbh

DISCONTINUED‼️ Daron and Serj are in love, but all good things must come to an end. {Warning: Everything in this is a work of fiction, and in no way meant to insult or belittle any of the members of System of a Down. Neither is this meant to fetishize or romantisize anxiety disorders and mental illness. This is fully me projecting my inner torments onto people I find beautiful because I don't have any other way to vent my frustration.}

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Blue

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