Literary Edition:
You wake up one day to find yourself at the Lands Between with your phone, and in order to get home, you have to embark on a long journey to become the Elden Lord, looking for the fragments of the Elden Ring scattered across the Lands Between, and searching to behold the stories that are told.
Everyone wants to be Elden Lord, but not everyone can be Elden Lord.
The road to becoming Elden Lord is bound to be full of betrayal and death. The words that are praying for your fall buzzing in your ears, the laughter in the halls, it was like laughter from hell, the names that you've been called, you keep it all in your mind, wait for the time to fight back, let those people and experiences how it feels to scorned by others.
Poor little old you, everyone wants to be your enemy; you better look out for yourself.
Vulgar version:
Traveling into another world with your smartphone, it turns out that the bosses here are challenging to fight. You are afraid of death, so you become an outsider and use the most despicable method to defeat all kinds of bosses, whether demigods or gods and become the Elden Lord.
"You're an angel, I'm a dog
Or you're a dog and I'm your man
You believed me like a God
I destroy you like I am"
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Congratulations, you won the lottery. A lottery to what? You weren't exactly sure what it entails, but this "God" had told you that of the millions of people on earth, YOU, were chosen. You were chosen to go venture into unknown lands, meet new people, and most importantly...
...destroy anomalies.
You were granted any power, any ability of your choosing. You just had to do your job. Those were the only conditions. It sounded fairly easy. It IS easy. It was supposed to be easy. So why are there people trying to get in the way of your job's completion?
Why did the difficulty of your quest go up? What a pain.
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"People always gave me love
Others were never to blame after all
You believed me like a God
I betray you like a man"
WARNINGS:
*Swearing/profanities
*yandere themes
*gore(?) maybe idk
*violence
*Mature implications(?)
Song: I'm Your Man
Artist: Mitski
~Book 1 of "The Paradoxical Deal" series~
Gojo fanart cover credit: Patrika on Alpha Coders