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The Bad Jokes #1: The Redhead

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My cousin always referred to us as the bad jokes, as in...a blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. I'm the redhead, and this is my story.
When I was 18, a psychic told me to wait for the man with the scar. 
For five years I waited and then suddenly, there he was in front of me one night. No mistake -- this was the man.
We got off to a bad start, and I just kept making things worse chasing after him.
Until he let me know in no uncertain terms that he wasn't interested in me.
So I gave him what he wanted and ignored him.
Then he decided he wanted me.
And him getting me back was the least of our problems.All Rights Reserved

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Serendipity by Izzayy_k

"Kitten!" He said and I opened my eyes. As I looked ahead at the mirror, I could see him leaning so close to me but his eyes were gazing at me through the mirror. For a moment we both were lost in each other eyes, his eyes held amusement and mine held fear. I don't know why but his presence scares me and angers me at the same time. But I learned my lesson to keep anger at bay in front of him! "Are you scared of me?" He smirked and I shivered in fear. His eyes shone as he realized I am scared of him. He likes that I am scared of him and this pisses me off a little. "No...I am not!" I told him slowly and then he chuckled and I gulped because that laugh was demonic and dry as if he is taunting me. "But you should be," he said. ****************************************** This is a story of a girl named Alara who lives with her two brothers the most important people in her life who never made her ever feel the loss of their parents. They were always there for her whenever she needed them, her best friends. She met a guy named Hunter who was always so rude and cold to her. She disliked him the moment she saw him but then he woke up another feeling in her which was only reserved for one person, a person who broke her heart like no one ever had. What will happen when fate will play its part? What will happen when all the secrets will be out?

The Backpacker's Dream by CanisMajoris5

'No, he didn't'. I was so shocked by the turn of events. Everything was going fine and then suddenly boom, everything turned upside down. I just couldn't believe this. What did he think of himself? 'Leave me alone.' I said firmly but his hold on me was so strong. I was struggling to get out of his bear hold but to no avail. 'Oh!! So, the poor lady thinks that I will leave her alone and just let her go free?' He had that evil laugh and boy, his breath stank. 'Man, you just signed your death warrant and I will do one favour on you.' No one messes with me. 'Ooooh, I am so scared that I almost peed my pants.' Again that idiotic laugh. I counted till 5 and then kicked right in his balls. I turned around and grabbed his hair from roots, jerked them so badly and then gave my hard elbow shot on his chin. Everything happened so fast for one moment he was standing and the other lying on floor wiggling. I charged at him with my cheetah speed, picked up a wooden rod and started hitting him wildly, 'You idiotic stinky breath was trying to steal my backpack. You are so dead.' 'Favour, favour, favour.' He was screaming in pain just after few seconds and was panting hard. I picked my paste from my bag and threw at him, 'Brush your teeth.' I was fuming. I turned around and saw him standing wide-eyed, 'Hi, I am Scarlett.' I smiled showing my 32 teeth. 'I am scared.' His look puzzled me. Starting date- November 5, 2019 Completed on - May 23, 2020 All Rights Reserved.

A Lovable Disaster by Catalicious786

A story of love and hate and well...multiple disasters..Read on to find out😉 Excerpt: He took me to a dark lane through a passage between two dilapidated bungalows. We were alone. I already had that feeling in my gut when you feel like you are being touched the wrong way but I ignored it. He suddenly stopped walking, looked at me with his ugly face and even uglier smile and remarked,"Won't I get a kiss?" "I don't know about that..." "But you promised.. Remember?? you pinky promised." "Umm..I didn't think you would actually do it.." "Well we are alone and there's no one..What is the problem?" The problem is you are ugly and I don't want to ruin my first kiss this way. "Do whatever you want."

His Girl by storyteller812

"There's my girl!" I felt four sets of eyes shift to me; instead of making eye contact, I shifted my gaze to the floor. "Don't just stand there! Come here!" The threat in his voice was obvious, so I did what I was told, knowing there would be consequences if I didn't. I shuffled further into the room, still staring down at the beige carpet. I felt his expectant gaze on my face, and I kept my legs going until his shoes came into view. His fingers gripped my chin, forcing me to face him. As my eyes met his chestnut brown pair, his hard stare bore into me, seeming to see my every thought. I tried to avoid his eyes, looking everywhere but those cold orbs. The hand that wasn't holding my chin managed to grab both of my wrists and pulled me so that I was sitting sideways on his lap. "How's my favorite girl?" I shivered from the touch of his breath on my neck. His arms wrapped around my waist like a cage, trapping me in. I'm fine, I'm ok. He wouldn't dare try something in front of other people. Highest Rankings: #1 in Used #1 in Intimidation #2 in Bruised #8 in Intimidation #141 in Like

SWEET REVENGE by monica23031

The exact words he threw at my face still haunts my dreams every single night and I think I'm starting to believe him. "Wish I've never met you I was so young and stupid, no wonder no one wanted to be with you, you are just holding me down and I honestly just got bored, needed a new chapter in my life that was the main reason I did what I had to do to keep myself happy. I just don't want to lie to myself anymore. I can't do this. I need to be free for once in my life. I'm so relieved that I don't have to marry you anymore, it's like a dead weight lifted from my shoulders. JUST LEAVE! GET OUT NOW! '' I just didn't know what to do that day I way so shocked, one minute we were one big happy family and the next he throws everything we build up as a family. I should had been warned by his actions the last month that we spend together. He knew that he was my first for everything and that gave him a push on his ego. Always bragged about being my first and claiming power over the situation. I was blinded by all of his charms and I see that now, I'm so sorry I did not listen Laura, you were just trying to protect me , that's what best friends are for but I chose him and I am truly sorry. I promise I will get a way to show him that I am not just a waste of space and I am going to do it all just for me and my baby girl. **WARNING** Sexual language and mature content Read at own risk ;) https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Monicanaude

The Deeper The Hate The Deeper The Love by myangelicstar

"How ...cc...cca....ccan you !! I..I don't believe these bullshits. Parth ...Parth!!!,I know this this is....this is just a joke, but it's not funny at all...just.. just say the truth", I asked him with love and hope in my eyes. "Hahahahaha",he laughed cruelly and held my shoulders tightly in his hands, "O my poor girl! You think I love you?? If so, then you are a big fool. The truth is that I hate you!!!I HATE YOUUU!!;I was just playing with you, and now my task is completed Miss. Akansha Corey". Meet Akansha Corey,19 years old, strong, determined, independent person who is working as a waitress as a part-time job to overcome her daily expenses. And also meet Parth Paxton,19 years old, arrogant, playboy, and the only son of Mr. Paxton who is a multimillionaire. Both of their life paths clashes with each other. Witness the roller-coaster ride of their lives. Disclaimer: This is my 1st book .Hope you will give this book a chance by reading it. Thank you all! Ranking: #1 in hurtfulwords on 21-08-2021 & 16-01-2022 #3 in romance-friendship on 03-08-2021 #7 in trust on 27-01-2022 #7 in collegestories on 02-02-2022 #9 in collegestudent on 27-08-2021

Peace Offering// Jason McCann by pineapplesgur

we go around at night. we fight & we kill. notice I said "we" it's myself and my cousin we are America's most wanted. people want to see us so bad. but if we've been seen,you will be lost and when found you will be dead...ATLEAST you died knowing what we look like right? no.. that didn't lighten the mood..okay... read my story it's the perfect mystery, funny, deadly, bloody, adventoures,and we can't forget love story. copyright to pineapplesgur you cannot copy my story if you want to put it in another app or language or something ASK ME!!

Broken Girls And Broken Boys by amberrosie05

C O M P L E T E D "Date me," he spins the whiskey around in the glass and fixes me with a smirk. I roll my eyes the moment the words roll off his tongue. "Are you really that desperate?" I scoff in response, fighting back the ever prominent blush. His smirk widens as my face flushes red and he leans over the countertop towards me. I step back. "Name your price," he replies, his words cool and smooth like ice cream. Only I would reference food at a moment like this. Anger rolls around in the pit of my stomach; I may not have money but I have morals. "You can't buy people, Grant," The words fall out of my mouth and he recoils as if slapped. I'm glad. Stupid rich boy and his player ways. "Bet I can," I resist the urge to slap the smug look of his face and scoff again. "Right," I drag out the word, rolling my eyes. I step away from the counter and turn my back on him, desperate to leave. But he speaks again. "Date me. Two months. If you fall for me for my money, I win. If I fall for you for who you really are, you win." I consider this for a moment. I have nothing to loose and really not much to gain. But I'm so desperate to put the asshole in his place that I can't resist. I'm a sucker for a bet. "Deal."

Last Night: Taking Chances by TiaMsiza

Everyone's had a crush. It's a secret, painful, embarrassing, all consuming and more often than not, it's unrequited. What would happen if you took a chance and told your crush how you felt? If you had nothing to lose... •••••••••• "Yes Ally?" she heard him husk in her ear suddenly. She stiffened before forcing herself to relax and turn to face her best friend. "I didn't call you over here," she told him calmly. "I know but you were staring so hard I figured you needed something," he told her with his infuriating smirk. She smiled sweetly in return, "Now, what could I possibly want from you?" His eyes roamed over her face for a minute before his arm shot out and wrapped around her waist. She let out a surprised gasp as she suddenly found herself pressed up against him. She shivered involuntarily as she felt his breath fan her face and stiffened again as she realized how close his face was to her own. •••••••• A story about a group of friends going after the boys they've been secretly in love with for all of high school. It's the end of year senior party and it's now or never. They might not get the guy but they'll still have each other in the end.

My Poison ✔️ by Chxrrycottage

Bailey Pierce: Rich, strait A's, good friends, always happy, sweet, sarcastic. Bennett Hawthorne: Troubled, protective, couldn't care less about grades, caring. When Bennett and Bailey met, they both instantly had a thing for each other. But one of Bennett's rivals also has a thing for her and will stop at nothing to get her. <><><><><><> "Damn your weak as shit!" I laughed. My face hurt like a bitch but I wasn't going to tell him that. As my hands were swinging around, Ethan grabbed both my wrists and pushed them back onto the pillow on the bed. He picked my body up effortlessly throwing that on the bed. He pushed my wrists more into the pillow which began to hurt. "Say that again, darling." He put his face right in front of mine. "I dare you." His voice was just above a whisper. I thought about it for a minute. Saying it again would be the right thing to do but that could result in a lot of pain. If I didn't say it again though, he would call me weak and a pussy. I am neither of those things so I took a deep breath and repeated my statement. "You. Are. Weak. As shit. What was unclear about that?" I tilted my head taunting him further. <><><><><><> DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the images used however, all of the characters and plot details are my own work. Started: 6/30/23 Ended: 2/10/24 Finished editing: 2/21/24 ⚠️ WARNINGS⚠️ Violence & Gore SA & Abuse Alcohol & Drug Abuse Best rankings #5 in Freshman 1-14-24

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Serendipity cover

The Backpacker's Dream cover

A Lovable Disaster cover

SWEET REVENGE cover

The Deeper The Hate The Deeper The Love cover

Peace Offering// Jason McCann cover

Broken Girls And Broken Boys cover

Last Night: Taking Chances cover

My Poison ✔️ cover

Serendipity

"Kitten!" He said and I opened my eyes. As I looked ahead at the mirror, I could see him leaning so close to me but his eyes were gazing at me through the mirror. For a moment we both were lost in each other eyes, his eyes held amusement and mine held fear. I don't know why but his presence scares me and angers me at the same time. But I learned my lesson to keep anger at bay in front of him! "Are you scared of me?" He smirked and I shivered in fear. His eyes shone as he realized I am scared of him. He likes that I am scared of him and this pisses me off a little. "No...I am not!" I told him slowly and then he chuckled and I gulped because that laugh was demonic and dry as if he is taunting me. "But you should be," he said. ****************************************** This is a story of a girl named Alara who lives with her two brothers the most important people in her life who never made her ever feel the loss of their parents. They were always there for her whenever she needed them, her best friends. She met a guy named Hunter who was always so rude and cold to her. She disliked him the moment she saw him but then he woke up another feeling in her which was only reserved for one person, a person who broke her heart like no one ever had. What will happen when fate will play its part? What will happen when all the secrets will be out?