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The Bad Jokes #2: The Blonde

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My cousin always referred to us as the bad jokes, as in...a blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. 
I'm the blonde, and this is my story.
When I was 18, a psychic told me to watch for the man with two hearts. That didn't make much sense, so I lived my life, not thinking about her fortune for my life.
Then I met Wyatt and we fell in love.
Until his ex-fiancee came back to him, and he chose her.
Her heart. My heart. Two hearts.
He's back, trying to explain things to me, trying to win me back and in the meantime, I'm also dealing with a stalker.
But Wyatt's helping with that problem.
Unfortunately, he's causing another problem: he's not taking no for an answer.All Rights Reserved

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No More Tomorrows by AllThePages

What happens when you realise the man who owns your heart no longer treasures it? The man you fell in love with no longer exists? Do you stay? Or do you go? This is the story of Emily and Grant Emily Slowly losing Grant hurt more than knowing the truth. Or so I thought. Seeing him with her broke more than my heart. It broke us. And I'm not sure we can be put back together again. Not sure I want him to have any more of my tomorrows. Grant Emily is my world. My safe place. The only person who ever truly believed in me. But this new job opened my eyes to a whole new world. One I desperately want to be a part of. I didn't realise losing myself in this new world would lose me my old one. Emily is my everything, I need all her tomorrows. Trigger Warnings - mention of loss of a parent to suicide - cheating © All Rights Reserved

My Cousin's Ex by xosamantha13

My cousin broke her heart. I'm going to be the one to fix it. I'll do everything I can to. *mature themes, language, trigger warnings* Started: May 11,2022 Completed: August 28, 2023

A COMPLETE JERK ✔ by zareesha09

NOTE: Hey guys! this is my first ever story ......i'm so excited .There might be some grammatical mistakes in the story so , sorry for that from before only. I hope you guys like it. ***** My first day of my freshman year made my life from boring to thrilling ......i should have listened to my friend that to STAY AWAY FROM HIM, but as usual i cant just stay quiet after knowing the little secret of that jerk. COMPLETE ..✅✔

Workplace Drama: My Ex is in Charge by HelenYin1321

Emma's luck has been in a downward spiral lately. She missed out on a promotion, had her dress ripped at the airport, got hit on while drinking, and ended up in a bar fight (which she mostly started!). Her best friend Grace suggested a quick fix: "Maybe a purple crystal bracelet will turn your luck around?" Emma joked, "Or maybe my ex will be begging to get back together tomorrow. Besides, those things are expensive!" But fate has a sense of humor, because that message? It accidentally got sent to her new boss, who just happens to be the ex in question-Owen. Owen's response: "Less daydreaming, more working." Not long after, Emma decides to give dating another try and starts seeing someone new. But after their first date, she finds herself blocked at her doorstep. Owen, leaning against her wall like he's running a board meeting, orders, "Break up with him." Emma scoffs, "And why exactly should I?" Owen, clearly thinking he's found the perfect reason, says, "His aura's off. The guy's bad luck for you." Thus begins their second-chance romance-a journey of reconnection, love, and the classic "chase," where the tables have turned, and this time, it's Owen who might just lose it all.

Nothing to lose by Hey_Hugh

My best friend Greyson McNamara and I have been partners in crime for a while now. Pranks, sneaking out to go to parties, joy riding in our parents' cars, all that crazy teen stuff, we made a pact to do together. And surprise surprise, dating each other was never on that list. I mean it's not like Grey is a bad looking guy or anything. Wink wink. Now back to that no dating thing. For years, we heard about how we would be a cute couple and how we are perfect for each other. Of course, we always laughed it off until one day we didn't. Our senior year has ended with two back to back breakups and all we can think is that we have nothing to lose. That includes us thinking that it can't hurt to try to date each other for the summer before college. We made a promise to each other that we'll stay friends no matter what. Like I said we have nothing to lose. But what if I'm wrong?

Tenn and Lark by GroveltoHEA

I had warned him. My husband was working with his friend's sister to renovate her grandparents' home and get it ready to sell. She was taking more and more of his time, leaving me alone more and more. I had warned him. So on the day I realized my husband was having an emotional affair with this woman was the day I was done with him. I had warned him. And he didn't listen. But he's listening now. Now, when it's too late. He's promising to make it right, to win me back, to not stop until I've forgiven him and we're back together. I've assured him that's not happening. I had warned him. Now he was warning me: I'm going to make this right and I won't stop until you're mine again.

Shackled Exemption by bbllaacckkaangel

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SWEET REVENGE by monica23031

The exact words he threw at my face still haunts my dreams every single night and I think I'm starting to believe him. "Wish I've never met you I was so young and stupid, no wonder no one wanted to be with you, you are just holding me down and I honestly just got bored, needed a new chapter in my life that was the main reason I did what I had to do to keep myself happy. I just don't want to lie to myself anymore. I can't do this. I need to be free for once in my life. I'm so relieved that I don't have to marry you anymore, it's like a dead weight lifted from my shoulders. JUST LEAVE! GET OUT NOW! '' I just didn't know what to do that day I way so shocked, one minute we were one big happy family and the next he throws everything we build up as a family. I should had been warned by his actions the last month that we spend together. He knew that he was my first for everything and that gave him a push on his ego. Always bragged about being my first and claiming power over the situation. I was blinded by all of his charms and I see that now, I'm so sorry I did not listen Laura, you were just trying to protect me , that's what best friends are for but I chose him and I am truly sorry. I promise I will get a way to show him that I am not just a waste of space and I am going to do it all just for me and my baby girl. **WARNING** Sexual language and mature content Read at own risk ;) https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Monicanaude

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The Body #3: Rogue and Euphemia by GroveltoHEA

I watched as my boyfriend saved another woman when a rival club shot up the clubhouse. He never even checked on me as he took her to the hospital -- and I almost died. So I disappeared for a year, and when I came back, he was waiting for me. He wanted to win me back. But the way he'd betrayed me...there was no way to come back from that. He was convinced he could change my mind. Or die trying.

Without You by Jay_Alt

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Dinner Disasters: Drake and Quinn by GroveltoHEA

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Can Love Happen Twice..??? by sizzlingblacky

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What happens when you realise the man who owns your heart no longer treasures it? The man you fell in love with no longer exists? Do you stay? Or do you go? This is the story of Emily and Grant Emily Slowly losing Grant hurt more than knowing the truth. Or so I thought. Seeing him with her broke more than my heart. It broke us. And I'm not sure we can be put back together again. Not sure I want him to have any more of my tomorrows. Grant Emily is my world. My safe place. The only person who ever truly believed in me. But this new job opened my eyes to a whole new world. One I desperately want to be a part of. I didn't realise losing myself in this new world would lose me my old one. Emily is my everything, I need all her tomorrows. Trigger Warnings - mention of loss of a parent to suicide - cheating © All Rights Reserved