Elden Dumpy

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Parts 1
Time <5 mins

The fallen leaves tell a story
    The great Elden Dumpy was spread
    In our home, across the fog, the Crack Between
    Now, Queen Heinie the Eternal is nowhere to be found
    Soon, Heinie's offspring, demigods all, claimed the dingleberries of the Elden Dumpy
    The mad taint of their newfound lust triggered the Spreadening
    A war from which no lord arose
    A war leading to the abandonment of the Greater Flatulence
    Arise now, ye Viscous
    Ye dead, who yet live
    Cross the fog, to the Crack Between
    To stand before the Elden Dumpy
    And become the next Elden AssAll Rights Reserved

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The Greater Flatulence
Tue, Apr 19, 2022

The fallen leaves tell a story
    The great Elden Dumpy was spread
    In our home, across the fog, the Crack Between
    Now, Queen Heinie the Eternal is nowhere to be found
    Soon, Heinie's offspring, demigods all, claimed the dingleberries of the Elden Dumpy
    The mad taint of their newfound lust triggered the Spreadening
    A war from which no lord arose
    A war leading to the abandonment of the Greater Flatulence
    Arise now, ye Viscous
    Ye dead, who yet live
    Cross the fog, to the Crack Between
    To stand before the Elden Dumpy
    And become the next Elden Ass

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