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double dare- a shitty fic that has no reason to exist 🌿🪐🪴🍃🍄🌸🌕✨

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ummm this is just based off of a texting mishap that happened between my and my most amazing bestie, noah. idk his user for wattpad, but i'm gonna send him this story once i post it. 

no smut, just poking fun at the straights (not really) anyways, this is just a corny "12 year thinks she made a good fic" type of beat, with a ton of deadpan sarcasm (imo)


all chapters are put in one section bc i forgot how to use wattpad :]


here's a playlist based off the vibes we got while texting (and making this fic) 

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Q4EcdiXZgm9FkUB0lwTJJ?dl_branch=1&si=_g4aAyZCSHaD0u8NitZQjw

if ur on IOS, just screenshot, go to photos, crop the link part, and hold on the photo until it says the copy paste thingy, go to spotify, and paste into your search bar!All Rights Reserved

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c h a p t e r o n e - "how dare you?!"
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