Puss In Boots | Incorrect Quotes
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Just some mildly offensive and mature Incorrect Quotes with Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Humpty Dumpty and more, (but mainly Puss and Kitty). To be honest, most of these is Puss driving Kitty to insanity.
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𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝟷: 𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠. 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝟸: 𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐀𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. All characters and plot are owned by Dreamworks, except for Y/N. *Contains swearing* 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠: #𝟏𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬 #𝟖 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐬 Discontinued (Sorry)Complete
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𝐟𝐮𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 - 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝 ✔︎ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘒𝘢𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘪 𝘉𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘨𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘺/𝘯, 𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘮? 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮?Complete
𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝟷: 𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠. 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝟸: 𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐀𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. All characters and plot are owned by Dreamworks, except for Y/N. *Contains swearing* 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠: #𝟏𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬 #𝟖 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐬 Discontinued (Sorry)
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