I was just minding my own business at school..... but now I'm suddenly the villainous princess in that novel I'm reading 'The Crown and The Crow'??? The thing is.... I haven't even finished half of the BOOK yet "Emilie.... you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen." The villainous tyrant Grand Duke, who doesn't know how to smile and eats children for breakfast, is now following me like a puppy??!! "Emilie, won't you run away with me?" My loyal bodyguard with tan skin and big pecs with all the social skills of a lawn mower is looking at me like I'm the only woman in the world?? "Emilie... the only person who I will accept as my wife is you." The prince of the neighboring country who I was in an arranged marriage with now won't let go of me? You just sent me death threats 3 months ago?? What should I do?? I just want to escape all my death flags and live a normal life in the countryside!! (A parody isekai fic that started with a reddit post) Cover Credits: https://mobile.twitter.com/rot_luvv/status/1234721938410393600All Rights Reserved