Long jokes
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Ongoing5m
Last published Fri, Apr 22, 2022
My family is full of jokes, myself included. But this is about the long jokes that I've heard. Not your typical knock knock joke type of humor, full fledged STORIES. And I'm here to share them with the world of wattpad readers. I doubt very many people will see this but I hope the ones who do enjoy these.
Some of the jokes are a little graphic and dark so I'll put TWs, tell me if I missed one though 👍
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