Stupid story of a man named Bob
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PotatoSmugglers
Ongoing, First published Jan 17, 2015
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One day Bob was sitting at his desk and going through pictures of kittens when suddenly a tapping noise came from the window. He turned and saw his stalker, Bobbithy. Bob groaned with annoyance and went to open up the window then Bobbithy slithered into the house like a snake and confronted Bob. "Why you no luv me no more, Bob..Why?" Bob sighed then kicked Timothy the dog into another room. "Listen...you're just ugly and make Timothy highly uncomfortable, you rat." Bob hissed. Then Bobbithy, with tears welling up in his eyes, struck Bob in the guts and kicked him in the face. Bob reeled around and pimp slapped Bobbithy in the face and watched with cold satisfaction as he hit the ground. "SHREK is love, Shrek is life." He whispered before kicking the cowering man.
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