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George Weasley x Reader ~ Jaffa Cake
'I wouldn't mind being with you, you topless Jaffa Cake..' You {Y/N} are currently attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and you are in your fourth year. As a Slytherin, with the idea that members of this particular house are stuck up and picky, you are expected to only date and befriend those within your house - you could never be seen associating with the likes of Gryffindors - however, one particular boy has caught your interest. And it doesn't seem great; his family is well known for being blood traitors. Will you let the wall you have up keep him away? Will the anxiety that lives within you slowly fade with his help, or will it rear its head as the wall you carefully built gets knocked down? You truly believe there is no one at Hogwarts who deeply understands you. But, you are rather mistaken indeed. ------ Warnings (Please read, your wellbeing is important!) -Mentions of anxiety, detailed panic attacks -Mentions of rape/mistreatment -Mildly detailed torture scene -Mildly offensive language Warnings/discretions for a specific chapter will be stated at the beginning of the chapter, to ensure that you're aware of the upcoming content. This story doesn't just focus on the relationship between you and George, but others as well. It is a mix of the Harry Potter novels, Harry Potter movies and my own ideas/inputs. It does not include BDSM/NSFW - I like reading that genre, but I don't enjoy writing it. Although I am practicing writing it now ;) ------ ▪︎COMPLETED▪︎ I do not own the charaters in this fanfiction. Y/n is you, as it means 'your name', they are not a specific character with specific traits as they are you. Anything Harry Potter related belongs to JK R*wling. Anything else is my own writing. Please don't directly copy things I've written, a lot of thought had gone into this and it takes up an awful lot of my spare time. Thank you for reading <3 ALSO CAN YALL STOP SAYING siNcE wHeN ON CHAPTER FIVE PLEASE BE PATIENTComplete
ℓιℓу ρнσєвє ѕиαρє {ѕ. ѕєνєяυѕ}
"ᴘʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ sɴᴀᴘᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ?!" "ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs sɪɴɢʟᴇ?! ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀʀʀʏ ᴛʜᴀ-" "ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴘᴀ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ, ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ғᴏᴜʀᴛʜ-ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴛᴇɴsᴇ. "ɴ-ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ! sᴀʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ?", ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ-ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ. "ʟɪʟʏ ᴘʜᴏᴇʙᴇ sɴᴀᴘᴇ". //❁// ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: •ᴄᴜssɪɴɢ •ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀsᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ •ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴏᴛ //❁// 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟗/𝟐𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟎/𝟕/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎Complete
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𝗜𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗶𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄. 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗬𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀, 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀. 𝗘𝘂𝗽𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗮 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗺 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗻𝗼. 𝗨𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀, 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮, 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗢𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻, 𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆.
Harry Potter Jokes
Welcome welcome everyone to the Joke book. These Jokes are Harry Potter Jokes only. Trust me you haven't seen these ones before, I know everyone will probably say: oh ya pffft sure but trust me you haven't, there mostly Marauder jokes ^-^Complete
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ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ғᴀɴғɪᴄ ʀᴇᴍᴜs ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴛᴡɪɴ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴍᴜʟᴜs, ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴀʀᴀᴜᴅᴇʀ ʀᴏᴍᴜʟᴜs ʟᴜᴘɪɴ ᴛᴡɪɴs sʜɪᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ started: December 7, 2024 rewrite: March 7, 2026 completed: ? "ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ? ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs" ɪɴ ɴᴏᴠᴇᴍʙᴇʀ 𝟷𝟿, 𝟷𝟿𝟾𝟶, ʀᴏᴍᴜʟᴜs ʟᴜᴘɪɴ ʜᴀᴅ ʜɪs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛᴡɪɴs, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴋɪɴᴅ, ᴍɪsᴄʜɪᴇғ, ᴏᴜᴛɢᴏɪɴɢ, ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏʏᴀʟ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀs sᴇᴠᴇɴ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀs ʙɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴀ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ɢʀᴇʏʙᴀᴄᴋ, ʀᴏᴍᴜʟᴜs ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍs. ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ, ᴛᴏ ʜᴏɢᴡᴀʀᴛs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛs ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄᴏᴜsɪɴ, ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄʟᴏsᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀ. ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ʏᴇᴀʀ, sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴘʀɪɴɢs ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴀssᴜᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴇɴʏɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪs, ʀᴏᴍᴜʟᴜs ʜɪᴅᴇs ᴀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜɪs ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ, ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏғ ʟɪʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛʟᴀs ʟᴜᴘɪɴ, ʟɪʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛʟᴀs ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ғ
𝐒𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍; 𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐫.
𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥. - - 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓: 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝟏𝟖+; 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠 𝐬, 𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐡𝐨𝐥, 𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞. 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠.
Potter simp- A HP fanfic
Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!Complete
𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book one
- 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 ꒷꒦꒷ ⁀➷.. 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𖤐₊˚ ☆彡 ꒰#𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑨𝑰𝑳𝒀 𝑫𝑶𝑺𝑬 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑹𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀꒱ ❝𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳?❞ ❝𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝘪 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧.❞ ❝𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ♡⃕ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 i steal incorrect quotes from instagram and tumblr to make you fawn over drarry.Complete
'I wouldn't mind being with you, you topless Jaffa Cake..' You {Y/N} are currently attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and you are in your fourth year. As a Slytherin, with the idea that members of this particular house are stuck up and picky, you are expected to only date and befriend those within your house - you could never be seen associating with the likes of Gryffindors - however, one particular boy has caught your interest. And it doesn't seem great; his family is well known for being blood traitors. Will you let the wall you have up keep him away? Will the anxiety that lives within you slowly fade with his help, or will it rear its head as the wall you carefully built gets knocked down? You truly believe there is no one at Hogwarts who deeply understands you. But, you are rather mistaken indeed. ------ Warnings (Please read, your wellbeing is important!) -Mentions of anxiety, detailed panic attacks -Mentions of rape/mistreatment -Mildly detailed torture scene -Mildly offensive language Warnings/discretions for a specific chapter will be stated at the beginning of the chapter, to ensure that you're aware of the upcoming content. This story doesn't just focus on the relationship between you and George, but others as well. It is a mix of the Harry Potter novels, Harry Potter movies and my own ideas/inputs. It does not include BDSM/NSFW - I like reading that genre, but I don't enjoy writing it. Although I am practicing writing it now ;) ------ ▪︎COMPLETED▪︎ I do not own the charaters in this fanfiction. Y/n is you, as it means 'your name', they are not a specific character with specific traits as they are you. Anything Harry Potter related belongs to JK R*wling. Anything else is my own writing. Please don't directly copy things I've written, a lot of thought had gone into this and it takes up an awful lot of my spare time. Thank you for reading <3 ALSO CAN YALL STOP SAYING siNcE wHeN ON CHAPTER FIVE PLEASE BE PATIENT
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