mcu and other universes chatfics

this is just pure fluff and crack, with the only angst being the fact that sam had to buy another microwave because bucky can't remember that he cannot put aluminum foil in. the. microwave.

matt murdock has an obsession with baby carrots
bucky still can't fucking drive
tony is fed up with peter bringing random people home
who was on "hiding energy drinks from peter" duty because they're about to get their ass kicked
steve has this weird obsession with hamilton (maybe he's just old)
stephen is about to send someone dangling over the grand canyon again
bruce is absolutely fed up with taking care of these dipshits
loki is on a murder rampage
thor is trying to stop loki from his murder rampage
and everyone is considering getting therapy for deadpool about his "we're in a movie" shit

swearing
no ships
updates come every three thousand eight hundred ninety two years

i need good marvel chatfics that aren't cringy help