A Khajiit and an Argonian walk into a bar, the Khajiit doesn't say anything, neither does the Argonian. They promptly try to kill each other. A wild haired Breton walks in, and everything goes silent. -- DISCLAIMER: I do not own TES, Bethesda takes credit for everything, except my characters and the Moon Guild and the Sun Guild. Those are all mine. The description does not describe what happens in the climax of the story.