Harry Berry x Dream seam butt ointment cream // Explicit?
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Satire story :3
No hate to harry nor dream SO PLEASE DONT S U E ME🙆🏽♀️
also credits to a redit user for the harry thumbnail :) (i'm sorry if you find this and i didn't credit you i literally forgot your username)
also credits to a friend that made the idea of this whole story👶🏽
Also no i'm not a dream stan i just made this story for lols and it was a "joke" between me and some friends :)
also i'm very sorry if you where in this story and don't feel comfortable being in it. this will be taken down immediately if you where in this story and dislike the actions and feel very uncomfortable.
and for the people that read this and say "it's not like they're gonna notice you" i don't wanna get into trouble either way so i just wanna stay on the safe side 💀
⚠️ALSO ITS SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE AND IF DOESNT SEEM LIKE IT I DONT LIKE WHEN THEY USE BROKEN GRAMMAR BECAUSE IT ANNOYS ME 🙎🏽⚠️
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