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DSMP crackfic 💃🕺

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Parts 10
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Are you a DSMP fan that wants to violently rip out their eyes and drink 69 gallons of bleach after reading a single word? THEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE! Keep on reading to discover (currently) 9 chapters of the most cringy and disapointing words ever! You are going to hate every single zeptosecond that you are here, AND you will regret all of your life decisions! 

If you're still here, reading this for whatever reason, then I hope you don't enjoy reading, and I feel very sorry for you. 

(warning: you may need mass amounts of therapy after clicking on one of these chapters)All Rights Reserved

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How it started (Quackbur) by _SIMPERS_

This story is a Quackbur ship🧍‍♀️ Plz don't be rude this was my first book but anyways Tw:SMUT, Alcohol, cursing (a lot of it), Angst. Drugs(pills) mention/description of blood. fluff, smut, angst And other stuff I don't remember😭 Started: November 23, 2021 Finished: March 24 2023🤍 Started: editing May 19 2023 Ended: edits REDOING CHAPTER all chapters i'll try my best but story lines most likely might seem odd. LOTS OF MY STORIES ON THIS GOT DELETED!!!!!!!!!!!!(yall i cant get it back what da hell)

Do you love me? (Wilbur soot x fem reader) by Tater_t0t_

Oof. What a time to be alive. Seeing your favorite creator turning into an absolute a-hole. It's a wibler scoot story. You know the drill. :p Pronouns used in this story will be She/Her/They This is mature for a reason! There will be *cough* the dirty *cough* Warnings! Alcohol Smut Fluff Lemons Limes Swearing Violence Panic attacks And other things. You have been warned. Started: May 3? 2021 Ended: July 11 2023 MILESTONES :D ✅ 10 reads ✅100 reads ✅200 reads ✅500 reads ✅1000 reads ✅2000 reads ✅5000 reads ✅10000 reads ✅25000 reads ✅30000 reads ✅45000 reads ✅50000 reads ✅60000 reads ✅70000 reads ✅80000 reads ✅90000 reads ✅100000 reads ✅111111 reads ❌200000 reads

Under The Desk ~ 𝑫𝒏𝒇 by KayKay000915

[18+] [𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕: 18,585] ~DreamSMP Smut/NSFW 1 out of 3~ UNFINISHED 𝘖𝘙𝘐𝘎𝘐𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘒 𝘖𝘕 𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘏𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘖𝘞𝘕 (𝘈𝘰3) PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS IS A JOKE!!! THIS WAS A REQUEST!!!!!!!! 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴, 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨-𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩. 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥... OR; 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦

Young y/n x dsmp by honk-meh

Hey guys this is my first story, this book will contain some off the dsmp members. This book will also contain some swearing and abuse, if there is anything else there will be a TW and the start of the chapter. I hope you all enjoy. Pronouns used she/her. My pronouns also she/her. Also love you guys make sure you eat and drink.

foolhardy - dreamnotfound by ashesburning

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