DSMP crackfic 💃🕺
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Last published Wed, Feb 22, 2023
Are you a DSMP fan that wants to violently rip out their eyes and drink 69 gallons of bleach after reading a single word? THEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE! Keep on reading to discover (currently) 9 chapters of the most cringy and disapointing words ever! You are going to hate every single zeptosecond that you are here, AND you will regret all of your life decisions!
If you're still here, reading this for whatever reason, then I hope you don't enjoy reading, and I feel very sorry for you.
(warning: you may need mass amounts of therapy after clicking on one of these chapters)
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