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DSMP crackfic 💃🕺

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Reads 638
Votes 25
Parts 10
Time 22m

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Are you a DSMP fan that wants to violently rip out their eyes and drink 69 gallons of bleach after reading a single word? THEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE! Keep on reading to discover (currently) 9 chapters of the most cringy and disapointing words ever! You are going to hate every single zeptosecond that you are here, AND you will regret all of your life decisions! 

If you're still here, reading this for whatever reason, then I hope you don't enjoy reading, and I feel very sorry for you. 

(warning: you may need mass amounts of therapy after clicking on one of these chapters)All Rights Reserved

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•◌ 🄼🄲🅈🅃 𝖘𝖒𝖚𝖙 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 ◌• by -xsimpx-

READ!! i wont be deleting this because of so many people enjoying the writing in it, however i will no longer be writing anything to do with the dsmp <3 appreciate all the love and support this book got from you guys ! im going into other fandoms and writing my own book now maybe check them out when you get a chance!! i found my writing in this to be a little more on the cringe side </3 i wrote this book 3 years ago, i promise the writing is way better now <3 wrote in 2021 officially complete in 2022 no more updates // requests <3

☀︎︎𝕄ℂ𝕐𝕋 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠��𝕥𝕤☀︎︎ [𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱] by ratticus_catticus

Literally what the title says. I am sorry to say that this oneshot book is discontinued. I don't know if I'll add more parts in the future, but I am thinking of writing other things and have a lot of drafts and ideas. Y'all are welcome to reread if you like, and, like I said, I MIGHT update sometime in the future but I'm not sure yet. Thanks for understanding! Includes: ~ 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ~ 𝟝 ~ 𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕟𝕒𝕡 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 ~ 𝟙 ~ ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕪 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕠 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝕋𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 ~𝟙 ~ 𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕓𝕦𝕣 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕫 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠 ~ 𝟙 Y/N - your name N/N - nickname F/N - friend's name 〖 The parts are organized by name - the same order as the names listed above. 〗〖 TW / CW / Mature themes, as in: Swearing in most parts, gore, spicy scenes but no smut. I don't do that shit. 〗〖 Feel free to let me know of any grammar mistakes or anything that might not make sense. Don't worry, I've got thick skin! 〗〖 If anyone listed above is uncomfortable with fanfictions, please let me know and I will take them off the list. I do not wish to make anyone uncomfortable, so enlightening me on that will be greatly appreciated. 〗 Art made by yours truly.

The Forest (Tubbo X Reader) by pineapple_people10

I was panting, running for dear life. I couldn't take it anymore I had to feel free and running around my block didn't feel like I was free anymore them I got takin out of my thoughts 'Wammm' I ran into someone or something. "oh my god, are you alright?" he asked the had brown eyes and gorgeous eyes I could get lost in everyday. "yah-yah I'm fine,what about you?" I asked him he gave me a smile and said"yea I am, I'm toby, what about you?" Fluff NO SMUT (from what I know of he is still uncomfortable with that) angst Language There will be self harm and if I remember I will put tw(s) but I might forget Also talk about suicide and abuse Started :12/21/2022. 6:57pm Finished:4/11/23. 11:04pm

dream smp x reader : oneshots by https_bxbyy

DISCONTINUED -- +oneshots and preferences +fluff +(i can't really write angst or smut, but i will try on my own accord, so don't request it) +afab!reader (so she/her/they) +requests CLOSED --- +swearing! +semi mature content! +CW when needed! --- +updates on saturaday +at about 12pm est (so noon est) --- +follow me for details on updates :)

Don't Know How to Feel. by Simplevanquish

Why are people still reading this. Adopt a hatred for doors with this fanfic! Read over two fools making bad choices! Foster your stability into insanity! This was my first fanfic, oh wow, this was back in 2021 Includes: strong language, manipulation, implied sexual content and loads of nonsense "Quackity don't lie to yourself. You're the yin to my yang," Wilbur said with a low voice as he placed a hand on Quackity's shoulder. Quackity pulled on the straps of Wilbur's apron, "We are not one in the same Wilbur. Don't make me say it again." Wilbur grinned, "You're the yin to my yang Quackity. You're my other half and-" Quackity noticed the short pause, "You complete me Quackity." "Wilbur," his voice was quiet as he looked at the floor. "Wilbur stop saying shit like that. We both know why I'm here." or, Wilbur and Quackity don't like each other- at all. Heck, they're running against each other in burger businesses that do surprisingly well. But if that's true, why does Quackity keep willingly spending his evenings with Wilbur? Why does Wilbur's mind tend to drift off towards Quackity more and more? Why are they both leaning into each other's space when they're supposed to be at work? Neither of them know. Nor did they know where things would go after one single kiss, they only saw the tip of the ice berg of their strong pull towards each other. If that's what one were to call it. Yes, this is about their mc characters. Not the actual ccs. Please this my first story I have other stuff too that you can read please Enjoy some Quackbur :] STARTED ON THE 26TH OF AUGUST WE DID IT, FINISHED ON THE 21ST OF JUNE 2022 Things I'm proud of: 2022 Feb. 9 we got #36 in dsmp Feb. 11 we made it to #24 in quackity May. 14th we got 10k reads :D Nov. 2 we got #4 in quackbur Why is this #6 on Purpled he's a background character

#---𝙄𝘿𝙔𝙇𝙇𝙄𝘾 by ASSPECTZ

[𝙖.] 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙙𝙮𝙡𝙡; 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮, 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡, 𝙤𝙧 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚 «_____________________________» |•𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺•| 𝙑𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙎𝙈𝙋 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘 𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙜𝙤 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙨 :) WRITTEN BY ASSPECTZ

§ Until Death Do We Part § by VersagenS

Originally named: §Taken § (yeah for granted) Then Named: § A Calling For Help § Main pov? Tubbo. Ship(s): Ranboo x Tubbo (mainly platonic) Phil x Samsung fridge Wilbur x sally Badboyhalo x Skeppy (platonic?) Book description: At a young age Tubbo has witnessed enough to scare a child for the rest of their life, but he keeps fighting. He had been through years and years of abuse and neglect from his father and mother. (Highschool AU along with the AU where the streamers live with each other with a BIG twist) ⚠️Tw⚠️: 1. Abuse 2. Starvation 3. Cutting 4. Sexiest (what's the right word? Is it Sexism??? Fuck I forgot...) 5. Self doubt 6. Cursing (yeah... Who would have guessed?) (It's like in every chapter) 7. Thoughts of suicide 8. Alcohol 9. Being locked in a room and/ or small space 10. Karen(s) (save us all ?) 11. Death 12. PTSD (ANXIETY, CRIPPLING DEPRESSION! THERE IS NO QUESTION YOU SHOULD KILL ME!!) 13. Attempted kidnapping Dadza (Philza makes the best dad) I don't own DreamSMP obviously... The streamers get all the credit for everything but the storyline that, that is mine :) your welcome for traumatizing you!

How it started (Quackbur) by _SIMPERS_

This story is a Quackbur ship🧍‍♀️ Plz don't be rude this was my first book but anyways Tw: SMUT, Alcohol, cursing (a lot of it), Angst. Drugs(pills) mention/description of blood, slurs, suicidal thoughts/intentions. Slight abuse/depression and lash outs fluff, smut, angst And other stuff I don't remember😭 Started: November 23, 2021 Finished: March 24 2023🤍 Started: editing May 19 2023 Ended: edits 2025 Started REDOING MISSING CHAPTERS {June 13th of 2025} ENDED: REDOING CHAPTER all chapters i'll try my best but story lines most likely might seem odd. LOTS OF MY STORIES ON THIS GOT DELETED!!!!!!!!!!!!(yall i cant get it back what da hell) I like the reading view so FYI IT WAS OVER 30K READS 🙄🙄 LMFAO im playing i love my writing

Young y/n x dsmp by honk-meh

Hey guys this is my first story, this book will contain some off the dsmp members. This book will also contain some swearing and abuse, if there is anything else there will be a TW and the start of the chapter. I hope you all enjoy. Pronouns used she/her. My pronouns also she/her. Also love you guys make sure you eat and drink.

Angstyboys.inc | sbi angst one shots | by CloudyCrowxx

!!UPDATED COVER ART!! ⚠️Warning⚠️ please do not read if you are triggered by: Themes of depression Anxiety/panic attacks Verbal/physical abuse Mentions of death Alcohol Self harm Nightmares/ lucid dreaming Eating disorders -If there are any other possible triggers not mentioned here I will include them in the beginning of the chapter- This book will not have any shipping between characters but it will have comfort and a bit of fluff ~DISCLAIMER~ This book is not about the real life people or their personalities in any way, it is meant for the readers entertainment only //Started January 5th 2021// // Finished January 5th 2022// Reads: 10k- 2/20/21 20k- 3/13/21 30k- 4/01/21 40k- 4/19/21 50k- 5/05/21 60k- 6/??/21 70k- 7-??/21 80k- 7-??-21 90k- 9-5/21 100k WOOOO!!- 9/30/21

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READ!! i wont be deleting this because of so many people enjoying the writing in it, however i will no longer be writing anything to do with the dsmp <3 appreciate all the love and support this book got from you guys ! im going into other fandoms and writing my own book now maybe check them out when you get a chance!! i found my writing in this to be a little more on the cringe side </3 i wrote this book 3 years ago, i promise the writing is way better now <3 wrote in 2021 officially complete in 2022 no more updates // requests <3