When you're young, you never really think about what you're doing. You go ahead with something dangerous while your body is filled with adrenaline and your heart is beating at an uncontrollable rate. That's exactly what happened to a young time lady just days before the 'Great Time War' began.
She had taken a TARDIS for a quick spin and when she tried to go home nothing was left for her to recover. Not knowing what to do, she does what any young person would do. She turned her back on the destruction of her people, the rubble of her lands, and ran.
After living alone and thinking she was the last of her kind for millenniums, the young time lady, who had taken the name Alhena, heard the stories of the Doctor. A time lord who also believed he was the last of his kind, and who had traveled through space and time to destroy evil and save
galaxies.
Alhena knew what she had to do, grabbing her sonic and her TARDIS she followed the clues to try and find the Doctor. Little did she know, the doctor had heard about her to, and he was also on a hunt to find her.
Aʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ Cᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ, Dᴇsɪɢɴs ᴀɴᴅ Pᴀᴛᴇɴᴛs Aᴄᴛ 1988. Tʜɪs ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs, ᴘʀᴏʟᴏɢᴜᴇs/ᴇᴘɪʟᴏɢᴜᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. Aɴʏ ᴜɴᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀɪᴢᴇᴅ ᴄᴏᴘʏɪɴɢ, ʙʀᴏᴀᴅᴄᴀsᴛɪɴɢ, ᴍᴀɴɪᴘᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴅɪsᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ sᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴄᴏɴsᴛɪᴛᴜᴛᴇs ᴀs ᴀɴ ɪɴғʀɪɴɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ. Aɴʏ ɪɴғʀɪɴɢᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪs ᴘᴜɴɪsʜᴀʙʟᴇ ʙʏ ʟᴀᴡ.
Once upon a time, there was a sweet young Peruvian woman by the name of Personita. She bred and sold llamas.
Also once upon a time, there was an ancient Time Lord by the name of Doctor. He travelled around and bemoaned the loss of his planet and/or species.
Also also once upon a time, there was a young alpaca named Grace. She dreamed of becoming a llama. Her favorite song was the superman theme song. Her favorite food was brownies. She preferred shouting/screaming to spitting. She was a little inept as far as alpacas go.
Also also once upon a time, there was a llama by the name of DAMMIT HELEN YOU KNOW THIS GUY DOESN'T HAVE A NAME BECAUSE I WANTED THAT TO BE FUNNY SO DO NOT ADD ANY NAME THANK YOU
What happens to Personita? Will the Doctor be able to save her? Will Grace ever become a llama? And will they ever find out the name of that one llama?
Lots of fun, Doctor Who, llamas, alpacas, and breaking the fourth wall!