I'll Love You Through the Gates | A Romeo and Juliet Retelling | Pissvalley High

Michael is a security guard at Pissvalley High School. He spends his days patrolling the school campus- during lunch especially. His personal life was gray, having a dry relationship with his wife and having lost many friends. He saw the world as a dim place, lack of any joy and happiness.

Murray was a young security guard in his early 30s, working for Shitvalley High. He had a happy family life, was engaged to a kind woman, and was loved by his coworkers.

One day Murray was asked to patrol the area near Pissvalley, the competitor school. That was when Michael saw him. And over the course of a few days, the two developed a bond- a bond strong enough to forever change the relationship between the two rival schools.

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Based on the tale of romeo and juliet.

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Warning: this story has themes not suitable for all audiences. You know what that means. But there's no smut- I'm not writing smut about two middle-aged men that work at a school. Fuck you.