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Ongoing7m
Last published Thu, Apr 28, 2022
THE PROBLEM: I did not remember till the middle of the day on 4/19/2022 that the 20th was the final day of this writing club I went to, and even if I wrote something when I got home, I'd have no motivation to write anything. I may have said on the second to last day of the club that I would write something for A Horn in Time, the AU story that is what gave my 6th grade ELA teacher the idea to make the club in the first place, but no. I did not. I didn't write anything about the little venom imp Nikki, the terrifying Snatcher, Vanessa the ice queen, not even anything for Eden the lost prince or the beast of the forest, Delirium. I didn't have anything for Lost but Not Forgotten either. Now it wouldn't be anything like me to show up to the last day with nothing or something basic...
THE SOLUTION: Remember that one fanfiction stream Vox Akuma did that one time, take a deep breath, turn on It Has To Be This Way from the Metal Gear Rising: Revengece soundtrack, gather the entire official Rift Roar Discord server, the Wings of Chaos and Order, into one VC, pray to the king of the Nightwings I'll make it out of this alive, AND HAVE MY FANBASE WRITE SOMETHING FOR ME.
THE PROBLEM (PART 2): After 4/20/2022 I was sad writing club was over and the night before was both amazing and a dumpster fire. The server too wanted to do it again.
THE SOLUTION (PART 2): My mom notices this, suggests the server does it every Wednesday since that was the day the club would originally happen, notify the server of this idea, they say we should, not realize what I just dragged myself into, AND THEY DO IT AGAIN.
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My mum always used to tell me what it's like to see your mate for the first time. She used to say that at that moment, everything around you stopped, that nothing else mattered. And nothing else would matter. If it wasn't for the little girl clinging to my leg right now. That little girl that trusts me with her life, that beautiful little girl that made me hold on and not give up on life. That little girl, whose father is standing in front of me right now. He's my mate. The edges of his lips curve and he looks up and down as if checking me out. "Long time no see." Are the words that first come out of his mouth that break the silence. ~~~~~~~~~~ Lexie is an Alpha's daughter. She faces a hard few days and thinks a night at the club will help her get through this. A few drinks won't hurt, right? At least that's what she thinks. Yet that night will change everything sooner than she would ever imagine. When the next day, her pack gets attacked, everything is chaos. Her mother and father are killed and her world shatters. She's forced to run away and leave everyone that she still has left behind. She thinks she has no one... that's until she finds out about another heartbeat in her body. Raising a baby on your own is hard enough. After a few years she finally meets her mate though and it turns out she knows him after all. How will she confess that her mate is actually her daughter's father? What will happen now? We don't live in a fairy tale where every story has a happy ending though. Real world isn't that easy...if you can call a world full of mystical creatures very real.
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