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THE PROBLEM: I did not remember till the middle of the day on 4/19/2022 that the 20th was the final day of this writing club I went to, and even if I wrote something when I got home, I'd have no motivation to write anything. I may have said on the second to last day of the club that I would write something for A Horn in Time, the AU story that is what gave my 6th grade ELA teacher the idea to make the club in the first place, but no. I did not. I didn't write anything about the little venom imp Nikki, the terrifying Snatcher, Vanessa the ice queen, not even anything for Eden the lost prince or the beast of the forest, Delirium. I didn't have anything for Lost but Not Forgotten either. Now it wouldn't be anything like me to show up to the last day with nothing or something basic...
THE SOLUTION: Remember that one fanfiction stream Vox Akuma did that one time, take a deep breath, turn on It Has To Be This Way from the Metal Gear Rising: Revengece soundtrack, gather the entire official Rift Roar Discord server, the Wings of Chaos and Order, into one VC, pray to the king of the Nightwings I'll make it out of this alive, AND HAVE MY FANBASE WRITE SOMETHING FOR ME.
THE PROBLEM (PART 2): After 4/20/2022 I was sad writing club was over and the night before was both amazing and a dumpster fire. The server too wanted to do it again.
THE SOLUTION (PART 2): My mom notices this, suggests the server does it every Wednesday since that was the day the club would originally happen, notify the server of this idea, they say we should, not realize what I just dragged myself into, AND THEY DO IT AGAIN.
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***Please read my message on November 12, 2019 (if you can) for enlightenment purposes*** "Who are you?" A certain Luna asked. "Tell me, why do I feel like this?" The Alpha in front of her just stayed frozen. "Why do you make me feel so....pained?" The Luna questioned as her hands slightly trembled. "You have suffered because of me. I deserve to be punished but please," He said as he tried to approach her. The Luna watched him in disbelief as the man embraced her tightly in his arms. "Please let me hold you in my arms, even if its just for awhile, even if its just for today. Please..." He begged as tears fell down from his face. 'If I tell her that she's my mate, then I will lose the right to remain by her side.' The Alpha firmly said inside his mind. 'Please, just let me stay while I can, because once she remembers me - I will have to leave.' ※◎※◎※◎※◎※◎-※◎※◎※◎※◎※◎ This book is a work of fiction. The cliche: "Alpha rejects his mate and regrets it once he sees her." WARNING: Over-used plot and plot holes. I just had to write it. *laughs* #MMRM ©Itwasonlyadream801 [Aleana Dela Cruz]
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