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What a Pain in the Axe.

thebrightbulbcel

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Reads 13,862
Votes 350
Parts 19
Time 1h 19m

thebrightbulbcel

What would you do if you couldn't take it anymore? What would you do if you could have all the power you needed to get revenge?

Those were the thoughts swirling around Lightbulb's head at 4 in the fucking morning. Woo boy, this sure doesnt look too good does it?
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So like this is basically and evil LB au me and my friend made, and we're both making it so some of the writing will look different. Oh yeah theres gonna be art from the both of us too!!

This is an Inanimate Insanity AU, all characters involved are NOT mine and belong respectively to AnimationEpic

oh yeah warning:

-Swearing
-Gore(??) 
-Blood(duh)
-Derealization

uhhh theres going to be some popular ships like Lightbrush, Tropheesy(?), Fantube, Payjay, all that jazz

this is humanized btw because for the love of God obejcts suck assAll Rights Reserved

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i hear footsteps behind me. i try to get up but struggle to because of the wound in my side. i shift my body to see Technoblade walking towards me. "Techno i'm fine, really." i say, frustrated. he doesn't respond, instead, he kneels beside me and looks at my wounds. he lifts up my shirt to show the stab wound on my side, blood spilling from it. "who did it?" he asks. "what-" "who stabbed you?" he asks, anger lingering in his voice. "why does it matter?" "just tell me." he asks, anger being replaced with eagerness. "Schlatt." i mumble. the pain in my side increases by the second. Technoblade looks up from me, to Schlatt, who holds a sword with my blood dripping off of it. Technoblade stands up from beside me, and approaches Schlatt, drawing his axe. "what's wrong Techno? i was doing you a favor. it's not like you even liked her in the first place." Schlatt said, smiling. Technoblade didn't respond, instead, charging at him. axe braced for attack. • • • possible triggers: gore, violence, angst no smut based of the Dream SMP, some lore it's not TOTALLY canon, only some events there is information about the story in the first chapter. if anyone in this story is uncomfortable with me posting this content, i will happily take it down

Random Shit 'Cause I'm Bored by SpaceRat6005

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i hear footsteps behind me. i try to get up but struggle to because of the wound in my side. i shift my body to see Technoblade walking towards me. "Techno i'm fine, really." i say, frustrated. he doesn't respond, instead, he kneels beside me and looks at my wounds. he lifts up my shirt to show the stab wound on my side, blood spilling from it. "who did it?" he asks. "what-" "who stabbed you?" he asks, anger lingering in his voice. "why does it matter?" "just tell me." he asks, anger being replaced with eagerness. "Schlatt." i mumble. the pain in my side increases by the second. Technoblade looks up from me, to Schlatt, who holds a sword with my blood dripping off of it. Technoblade stands up from beside me, and approaches Schlatt, drawing his axe. "what's wrong Techno? i was doing you a favor. it's not like you even liked her in the first place." Schlatt said, smiling. Technoblade didn't respond, instead, charging at him. axe braced for attack. • • • possible triggers: gore, violence, angst no smut based of the Dream SMP, some lore it's not TOTALLY canon, only some events there is information about the story in the first chapter. if anyone in this story is uncomfortable with me posting this content, i will happily take it down