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I Was Being Sarcastic

OneWhoIsAVessel

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OneWhoIsAVessel

bestfriends buttheyreinsomuchlove idontknowwhatimdoing noexplicitromance ocs okaylokeyromantic tagstobeaddedprobably writtenintheheightofqt ốc

OKAY, so its a story with my two OCs! they are in 1773 or something, one is Nigerian (he was never a slave, if you want backstory lmk tho), and the other is british white; that does come up in the story (its one of the reasons they were in jail :O). the white has the best of intentions but the negro, like myself, just needs broski to chill tf out

note: i am indeed black (afro-dominican specifically), so dont worry guys im qualified to talk about black people.

Word count: 1896

this desc was not beta-d, dont come for meAll Rights Reserved

bestfriends buttheyreinsomuchlove idontknowwhatimdoing noexplicitromance ocs okaylokeyromantic tagstobeaddedprobably writtenintheheightofqt ốc

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