"Doie. Are you okay? Did I take it too far-?"
Pushing up his glasses he turns to look at you, "I can make you cum." he says with the calmest and most serious expression you had probably ever seen on his face
"This is the longest conversation we've ever had in the one year we've worked together. I don't think you're smooth enough to convince me to sleep with you. Besides, didn't you say you'd never sleep with me like, ten minutes ago?"