The Book of Mullet
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  • Reads 659
  • Votes 125
  • Parts 14
  • Time 28m
Ongoing, First published Apr 29, 2022
Mullets. Precisely why they exist, I suspect we'll never know. But, nevertheless, exist they do.

There are bad mullets and there are...well, less bad mullets and there are mullets whose very being make one question the fundamental tenets of reality. While the 80s gave us many fine things, I would argue the mullet is not among them.

And yet, it would appear the mullet is resurgent. From the schoolyard to the sporting field, fine fellows featuring flowing locks flaunt their fashion-free flair in growing numbers, while the command "Short up front and leave the back alone" once again rings out in barbershops and hairdressers across the globe.

This is weird. Very weird. Perhaps a review of some of history's...um, finest(?) mullets may shed some light on this mystery. Perhaps not. Let us see.
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