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TripleEz is Coming
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Complete, First published Jan 18, 2015
It is Her/His/Its/Their time. They are infinite. They are... beyond comprehension. They defy physics and science and puny things like that.
They might be the devil incarnate.
We aren't sure.
TripleEz is now on Wattpad.
Oh and there are unicorns. A lot of unicorns. We're drowning under the weight of unicorns. We're blaming it all on TripleEz.

We are all going to die. Everyone. Please, if you're reading this. Help me. Help me. It won't leave you alone, it's coming for you. You have to stop it or everything will be destroyed. Just look. Look properly, please. All these months around TripleEz - maybe you can do what I never could and finally defeat it. Please, before it's too late.

Remember, vote and comment if you want to be kidnapped, brainwashed and turned into a mindless soldier of the vast army preparing to invade your world.

Highest rating #576 in humor

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