It's An All Boy World...But I'm The One With The Secret

Boys. They are the only thing that I have known ever since I was born with my twin brother, Jem. I have only ever been friends with guys and that doesn't exactly make me popular with the girls, does it? I mean, my brother is awesome. It's just his friends that are a little bit...out of whack.
And assholes, complete and total perverted players. And yet, I am friends with most of them. Why? I don't know.
But, of course, I have a secret. A totally terrible one. And it's not that I absolutely despise pink. It is something much worse than that despicable colour.