Birthdays, Bittersweet Like Wine (Fanfic-Writing Speedrun and Oneshot)

(Made 2 days ago for Chuuya's birthday , posted today, sorry for long desc I must've been sleep-deprived, so you can ignore this if you want)

Ayy it's the birthday of everyone's favorite petite, orange-haired boy, Nakahara Chuuya! He's arguably my most favorite character Bungo Stray Dogs character, so I have to do something
to celebrate. However, I spent most of the day after I came home from school grinding on BSD ToTL for the Chuuya's birthday event (and only getting one SR Chuuya... bruh). It's getting really late
where I am, so I thought that would be the end of it... Then, about an hour or two ago, I had the idea of speedrunning writing a Chuuya fanfic and challenging myself to complete it before the end
of the day at midnight. After planning for a bit (but mostly my lazy ass procrastinating), I decided that it should be none other than a Soukoku Hurt/Comfort oneshot, because there's just not
enough of those. The problem is, I'm terribly inexperienced at writing fanfiction and hence can't really make a good one even when I spend days writing it, just look at my profile if you want proof
(yes I know this is shameless self-depreciation and self-advertisement). What will happen when I have to write late at night, within only a few hours' time? Will I even be able to accomplish this?
Will the result be coherent, at the very least? Will I bring shame to the respected name of Hurt/Comfort? Only time will tell...

Alright, I've already wasted enough time on this explanation, time is quickly slipping away, let's get started, shall we...?