D' Payne: meant to be an autobiography

Among all other wishes, which I look upto fulfilling in my life, I have always wanted to publish my autobiography.

Some( insignificant)one told me, " That's what famous guys do... if you manage to become one, then you can think of writing an autobiography ...."

Well, you see, I am known to my family, my relatives(whom, even I don't know properly) my friends, my classmates, my teachers and all those unsignificant advisors who could actually care less about me.

Atleast a 100 people out there know me, man! I never knew I was this famous!!
No, like seriously you gotta be kidding me, I sure am enough famous to write my autobiography.

In fact, I will turn 18 time this year and to have successfully survived here for 18 long years is no less an achievement indeed...

So, after heavy pondering, I decided that I shall undertake this mission to write an autobiography here on Wattpad (atleast try to write :)

You, readers might wonder; Oh God! what's so fascinating about a stupid teenager's normal life.... But, I assure you that, I am a pretty boring and cold person with a broken sense of humor and a little bit old dated and perhaps, intellectual....

Here, don't run away after reading that line, I am boring on the outside but it's all wonderful inside, nope, not boasting.... I know myself..

So...... wait! did I not mention my name? Oh, my bad! I am D' Payne and I chose my name to be the title of my autobiography because I pity those kids who need to memorize the names of books where the author was boasting his vocabulary...

So, if you know my name, you know the name of my book.... that is meant to be an autobiography, rest depends on this lazy author.......

enjoy fellas!!