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A Child, a Fork, and a Zombie Apocalypse

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beeduo benchtrio chaosduo crack crackfic cringeworthy dnf dream dreamsmp dreamxd drista dristawastaken dsmp karlnapity sbi sbifamily slowupdates tommy tommyinnit zombieapocalypse

Tommy is a 16-year-old, living and surviving alone in a zombie apocalypse. That is, until, he meets literally the most feisty, scariest bitch of a 14-year-old ever. And don't even get him started on the fucking fork. 
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I curse/bless you with Chaos Duo ZA AU. PRETTY SURE this is orignal, but who knows lmao (This is kinda(?) a crackfic btw).  Anyways, TW's should be pretty obvious, since its a Zombie Apocalypse, but I will add necessary TW's at the beginning of chapters.  (I have this on A03 as well! My user is Waffle_N0tfound21) 
(SLOW UPDATES!!!)
Art credit: Saga (on twitter)All Rights Reserved

beeduo benchtrio chaosduo crack crackfic cringeworthy dnf dream dreamsmp dreamxd drista dristawastaken dsmp karlnapity sbi sbifamily slowupdates tommy tommyinnit zombieapocalypse

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Beeduo oneshots <3 by theylove_dnf1

You can probably tell by the title :) Pretty sure this is my 6th book lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I will try and update this book as soon as I can because I am working on 2 other books in the process! So please be patient while waiting for a new chapter :))) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I will add TWS if needed at the top of the chapter! And I hope you enjoy this book <3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Btw if you want to go check out my other books :] There all beeduo books expect for one which is a shubble fanfic <3 🌈⭐️🍄🦋❤️ First au: 698 words

'i don't have anywhere else to go.' - a sleepy boys inc story by farenh1te

"Tommy? What- it's 2 in the morning-" Phil is shaken from his half awake daze at the sight of Tommy, on his doorstep, looking like he's been through hell and back. "Hi. I-I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I stay-" Phil interrupts him with a soft, "Come in." started 17 jan 2021 finished 8 feb 2022 wow okay fuck wilbur soot i should have had worse things happen to him CW for swearing - no really there's a lot of swearing i'm warning you now TW for cutting/self harm, physical abuse, panic attacks, vomiting, ed, depression, anxiety, flashbacks, PTSD, nightmares, kidnapping, alcohol abuse, domestic abuse if i need to add any other tw's i will do so - if you want me to add any just ask and i will :) no romance, purely platonic family dynamic (some dreamnotfound but not shipping any of the main characters) THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE IRL PEOPLE IN ANY WAY. if they are uncomfortable with this i will take it down immediately.

Apocalypse love (TommyInnit x Zomb!Y/N) by RoboticaTheRobot

Y/N has always had a pretty nice life. Until the zombie apocalypse. She was 15 at the time it started. But one day when she went out to get some supplies and while going to get the supplies a zombie hoard attacked her. That day she got bit and turned into a zombie ,but something wasnt right she wasnt like the other zombies she was more.. ..Human or was she only a human? Its been 3 years since Y/N got bit by a zombie. And one day while she was out she.. ‐----------------------‐-----------‐---------------------------------------------- This book is a dsmp x zombie apocalypse thing. If theres some mistakes in my writing. My awnser to that is Im not from england No smut I hope you enjoy my first book

Tommyinnit Oneshots by PinkSolby

||~This One-shot book will entertain you, and make you feel many emotions. Hi, I'm the creator of this Tommyinnit One-shot book! This book is always updated, and it is somewhat detailed. Normally, I update whenever I want to, which is pretty much always. In all honesty, I can't go a day without uploading, or at least making something on Wattpad.~|| (Taking Requests!) ⚠️If You don't like what I write, I'm going to have to ask you to either leave, or at least don't start any Drama!!⚠️ The only good chapters are all past chapter 10, so yeah :) Don't Be Afraid to type a comment, I love to know what people think!! <3 What I will NOT be doing Anything that is basically like smut. I will not be accepting any of that shit. What I WILL do Fluff/Happy Chapters Alternative Universes (AU's) High School AU's Etcetera Duo's that I will sometimes add/mention/Use Allium Duo (Uncommon) Clingy Duo (Common) TNT Duo (Only in one chapter I think) Dirty Crime Boys Duo (Common) Disc Duo (Rare) Bee Duo (Common) TechnoBlade + Tommy Duo (Rare) Sleepy Bois!! (Very Common) Ships that I do/might do Dadza x Momza! (Maybe) Quackbur (TNT Duo) If I do a lot of High School AU's then probably Dreamnotfound Bee Duo (idk, sorry :/) TomBoo (Ehhh, Thinking about it yk?-)

If The Scenes Were Reversed... by Geommy22

Hi! This is my first fanfic, so please don't expect it to be a professional type. [This is an Angst Story! There might be a bit of fluff here and there but not alot!] !TW! Self Harm? Yelling Excessive Thoughts Blood Death Bad Language Spelling errors? [Deeply sorry if there is.] Abuse Some Fluff <33 [Completed <3] This story is mainly about, When Dream took Tommy and Tubbo to his Vault with peoples most vauled things.. but what if dream kept his word? What if the others never came to Save Tommy and Tubbo? What if Dream did take Tommy hostage in his prison? What if.... The Scenes were Reversed. [The cover is by @herbivorobert on Twitter! Go check them out, there amazing :]] ]

Best Beloveds by nnotheree

"Like... you seriously want to marry me? Tommyinnit? The annoying brat who got himself exiled fucking twice? Who's died?" Tommy said skeptically. It was too good to be true. "Oh, Tom. Don't talk of yourself like that. You're strong and we want to help you." Tubbo said, staring at the blond. "We love you, Tommy. We do want to marry you." Ranboo said, offering the ring. OR Beeduo ask (read: force) Tommy to join the marriage and they go around causing chaos and mending broken relationships. Canon divergent splitting from actual lore when Tommy got out of prison. Still sorta sticks with canon. Art on cover done by https://senvurii.tumblr.com/ Also published on Ao3 Text-To-Speech Audio! *able to listen instead of read!* about like everything: i no longer like the dsmp, most of the creators are in some kind of controversy or do something terrible and i dont want to be associated to it anymore. i am proud of how far my writing has come and i know this story in particular was popular, and i am very sorry that i never managed to finish it before everything went to shit. i will leave this up because it was one of my first fics and the fact that i worked so hard on it. this is never to be updated again and i will not edit anything on this fic after this note.

Might As Well Be Dead by Timeskip_God

Tommy had gotten away from Dream in the canon universe, but in another Tommy was caught and turned into a living punching bag and, kinda, an experiment for Dream later on. He didn't expect Tommy to lose his emotions, the nervous system that told him when he was in pain, and even the will to carry on without Dream by his side. He didn't think that killing and reviving Tommy would affect him so much, but then again Dream wasn't complaining in the slightest. He finally had full control over Tommy, something he'd been craving since he first met the teen. He was not about to let his grip on the teen loosen. AUS: Eburnean Tommy au Brother Dream au Broken Sbi family au Dad Schlatt au Warnings: Death Main Character Deaths Stockholm syndrome Mental abuse Physical abuse Tubbo Gore Blood Self-harm This au belongs by blublu_by on Instagram, go check them out! I took this au and threw some good old Stockholm syndrome in here. It takes place after Dream escapes prison.

Tʜᴇsᴇᴜs ~ Vɪɢɪʟᴀɴᴛᴇ!Tᴏᴍᴍʏ AU by bigbahongaloos

Tommy, better known as Theseus in the community, is a vigilante who's only goal is to help get rid of crime in his city. Tommy is known in the media for having flexibility and fast movements, similar to a raccoons. His makeshift suit has raccoon ears on the hood, a black mask that goes over his eyes to resemble a raccoon, and a fluffy tail. Sure, a tail is kind of stupid considering someone could grab in to keep him from running, but it adds to his brand. And he's fast, so it doesn't matter. His weapons? A knife, and discs. No, not actual discs. These discs are sort of like Chinese throwing stars, or whatever they're called. They deal damage, and that's what matters. The heroes; Blade, Angel of Death, and Ghost; are always seeking to catch Tommy and arrest him. Tommy is just trying to help the city. He doesn't know why the heroes want him arrested. When Tommy's landlord of the apartment complex he lives in finds out that Tommy isn't actually 18, and is really 15, he calls CPS and gets Tommy taken to a foster home. Tommy can't fight crime from a foster home without the new family finding out, or can he? But what happens when Tommy finds out that his new family is actually the heroes that seek to arrest him day after day? And what if they find out that he is actually Theseus? ~~~ TW// Cussing Trauma Scars (from restraints) Crime (obviously) Injuries CPS etc... ~~~ I would credit the cover photo but I have no idea who made it. ~~~ Started: December 30, 2022 Finished: December 31, 2022 (WOO WEE! ONE DAY? I SPEED RAN THAT SHI)

It Runs in the Family - SBI Hero AU by egotistical_ostrich

In the ""wise"" words of c!Ranboo, "choose people not sides." Sometimes, though, you have to choose a side. Tommy's lived in the same town forever, his two older brothers taking care of him and all the other crimes in the city as the top heroes after the death of their parents. From running around town with Tubbo (and maybe Ranboo sometimes) to skipping school (also with Tubbo), Tommy could probably take on the world as long as he had his best friend beside him. However, when you're assigned a side from birth, it's hard not to have enemies...... ~ ~ ~ Mostly Tommy's perspective, some angst so TWs will be listed at the beginning of those chapters. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo are 17, Techno and Wilbur are 21, everyone else is up to your imagination. Updates every other day unless I forget. This is my first story! Enjoy :) - Rix Cover by Tin :)

fatalism (allium duo) by cxtboy_

Book 1/5 --- ". . ." Time flew by faster than he had thought. "The more I trust, the less I see. The less I see, the more I trust." A quote that's been uttered in the back of Tommy's mind whilst hanging out with a certain enderman hybrid, he wondered what would go wrong. Nothing. Or at least that's what he had thought at that very moment. He'd never knew that he'd see the day where everything went downhill in a snap of his own fingers. --- DISCLAIMER : this is not meant to be skewed into any sort of shipping. this is all platonic. i will strictly not associate with any reading list that implies that this is anything but that. please do not forget where both ranboo and tommy's boundaries are placed and poppytwt please gtfo. thank you. --- this fanfic can be abbreviated to FL (for example: fl!tommy , fl!ranboo , fl!tubbo , etc.) --- tag places: #1 in angstfic - 3.5.22 #28 in alliumduo - 3.9.22 #1 in angstwithbadending - 4.25.22 #1 in dreamsmpangst - 10.29.22

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You can probably tell by the title :) Pretty sure this is my 6th book lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I will try and update this book as soon as I can because I am working on 2 other books in the process! So please be patient while waiting for a new chapter :))) ~ I will add TWS if needed at the top of the chapter! And I hope you enjoy this book <3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Btw if you want to go check out my other books :] There all beeduo books expect for one which is a shubble fanfic <3 🌈⭐️🍄🦋❤️ First au: 698 words