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A Child, a Fork, and a Zombie Apocalypse

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Tommy is a 16-year-old, living and surviving alone in a zombie apocalypse. That is, until, he meets literally the most feisty, scariest bitch of a 14-year-old ever. And don't even get him started on the fucking fork. 
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I curse/bless you with Chaos Duo ZA AU. PRETTY SURE this is orignal, but who knows lmao (This is kinda(?) a crackfic btw).  Anyways, TW's should be pretty obvious, since its a Zombie Apocalypse, but I will add necessary TW's at the beginning of chapters.  (I have this on A03 as well! My user is Waffle_N0tfound21) 
(SLOW UPDATES!!!)
Art credit: Saga (on twitter)All Rights Reserved

beeduo benchtrio chaosduo crack crackfic cringeworthy dnf dream dreamsmp dreamxd drista dristawastaken dsmp karlnapity sbi sbifamily slowupdates tommy tommyinnit zombieapocalypse

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Receeding Tides (mcyt) by xxsoureixx

After the Waves devastated the Earth, modern society collapsed. Governments didn't know what to do, and much of the world's treaties and society's pre-imposed rules went out the window. A survival for the fittest. For Tommy, his life of gaming for hours on end was disrupted, and he couldn't go back. Days of screwing around on minecraft servers were gone, and more than half of his friends had either died or gone missing. He was living a hell he'd only ever read about in books for school, but when he sees Dream for the first time, he begins to think maybe the world isn't so fucked after all? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- CW #1: language, intrusive thoughts, death ideation, violence, etc. BE SAFE Y'ALL CW #2: The only ship is DNF All other ships are friendships I'M NOT SHIPPING TOMMY AND TUBBO WITH EACH OTHER OR ANYONE ELSE I PROMISE THEY ARE MINORS THAT IS UNHOLY #2 in minecraft - 4/8/21 #1 in dsmp - 4/8/21 #1 in dreamnotfound - 4/8/21 #164 in tommyinnit - 4/8/21

Evil always Smiles by writer0com

Dream pulls strings and his plan goes ahead, always leading with a smile. What's smiling without pain anyways? Dream never got tired of it. Tommy was always sad, Dream would make him smile too. *not cannon to dsmp Also everything is Platonic/ definitely NOT romantic or sexual. Please do not ship them, especially minors and adults that's disgusting. This fic is old and cringe and weird so read at own risk

'i don't have anywhere else to go.' - a sleepy boys inc story by farenh1te

"Tommy? What- it's 2 in the morning-" Phil is shaken from his half awake daze at the sight of Tommy, on his doorstep, looking like he's been through hell and back. "Hi. I-I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I stay-" Phil interrupts him with a soft, "Come in." started 17 jan 2021 finished 8 feb 2022 wow okay fuck wilbur soot i should have had worse things happen to him CW for swearing - no really there's a lot of swearing i'm warning you now TW for cutting/self harm, physical abuse, panic attacks, vomiting, ed, depression, anxiety, flashbacks, PTSD, nightmares, kidnapping, alcohol abuse, domestic abuse if i need to add any other tw's i will do so - if you want me to add any just ask and i will :) no romance, purely platonic family dynamic (some dreamnotfound but not shipping any of the main characters) THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE IRL PEOPLE IN ANY WAY. if they are uncomfortable with this i will take it down immediately.

It Runs in the Family - SBI Hero AU by egotistical_ostrich

In the ""wise"" words of c!Ranboo, "choose people not sides." Sometimes, though, you have to choose a side. Tommy's lived in the same town forever, his two older brothers taking care of him and all the other crimes in the city as the top heroes after the death of their parents. From running around town with Tubbo (and maybe Ranboo sometimes) to skipping school (also with Tubbo), Tommy could probably take on the world as long as he had his best friend beside him. However, when you're assigned a side from birth, it's hard not to have enemies...... ~ ~ ~ Mostly Tommy's perspective, some angst so TWs will be listed at the beginning of those chapters. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo are 17, Techno and Wilbur are 21, everyone else is up to your imagination. Updates every other day unless I forget. This is my first story! Enjoy :) - Rix Cover by Tin :)

Best Beloveds by nnotheree

"Like... you seriously want to marry me? Tommyinnit? The annoying brat who got himself exiled fucking twice? Who's died?" Tommy said skeptically. It was too good to be true. "Oh, Tom. Don't talk of yourself like that. You're strong and we want to help you." Tubbo said, staring at the blond. "We love you, Tommy. We do want to marry you." Ranboo said, offering the ring. OR Beeduo ask (read: force) Tommy to join the marriage and they go around causing chaos and mending broken relationships. Canon divergent splitting from actual lore when Tommy got out of prison. Still sorta sticks with canon. Art on cover done by https://senvurii.tumblr.com/ Also published on Ao3 Text-To-Speech Audio! *able to listen instead of read!* about like everything: i no longer like the dsmp, most of the creators are in some kind of controversy or do something terrible and i dont want to be associated to it anymore. i am proud of how far my writing has come and i know this story in particular was popular, and i am very sorry that i never managed to finish it before everything went to shit. i will leave this up because it was one of my first fics and the fact that i worked so hard on it. this is never to be updated again and i will not edit anything on this fic after this note.

AMARANTHINE ◇ streamers × f!reader by Katecks_

This was originally just me fucking around, but it might just turn into something? PLEASE READ: As this is a c! Fanfic, I intend all characters to be aged from 18-21 as I don't want there to be too much of an age gap. Also please keep in mind that I don't own anything other than the plot. Triggers; Blood Angst Swearing 10k | 05.12.21 15k | 23.01.22 20k | 20.03.22 21k | 24.03.22 22k | 25.03.22 23k | 28.03.22 24k | 04.04.22 25k | 16.04.22 26k | 26.04.22 27k | 03.05.22 #1- corpsehusband | 10.09.21 #1- streamers | 2021 #1- tomsimons | 21.12.21 #2- Sykkuno | 2021 #3- Polyamory | 10.12.21 #3- Sapnap | 25.03.22 #4- fanfiction | 23.01.22!!!!! #11- mcyt | 29.03.22!!!!!!!!! WOO Started: 01.02.2021. Finished: 22.07.2023. [DISC]

Broken Promises || Tommyinnit by mxmxkxwx

*** In an Alternate Universe to the Dream SMP, with demons, angels, and mystical creatures. *** Tommy was a child. But his mental age was far from it. His entire life, he'd been alone, trapped in Hell, and forced to fend for himself. Until the day he was left, clinging to his life, all alone. But he didn't die. Physically, at least. From that day onwards, everything changed. And it wasn't necessarily for the better. *** Started: 04 January 2021 Completed: 24 April 2021 *** Trigger Warning This book covers many dark topics, such as trauma, child neglect, and abus3, eds, and bl00d. If any of these topics bother you in some way, I recommend not reading this story *** This story contains the overall storyline of the AU up till chapter 5, events after that are purely headcanon. *** AU Ib: @chewwypepsicola on Twitter ***

Hell Of A Ride by dialoug

Tommy after 7 years, at the age of 15 finally gets adopted by a 32 years old man, and now has 2 Older brothers. His 2 bestfriends aren't getting adopted though. They've been bestfriends since Tommy was put in here. They're the only reason he isnt happy getting adopted. ------------------------------ First book! Just doing it for fun, probably nobody sees this- (*'∇')ﾉ but hey! Lets give it a try!(English isn't my first language!) ------------------------------ 2022.10.02 - #3 on angelduo

fatalism (allium duo) by cxtboy_

Book 1/5 --- ". . ." Time flew by faster than he had thought. "The more I trust, the less I see. The less I see, the more I trust." A quote that's been uttered in the back of Tommy's mind whilst hanging out with a certain enderman hybrid, he wondered what would go wrong. Nothing. Or at least that's what he had thought at that very moment. He'd never knew that he'd see the day where everything went downhill in a snap of his own fingers. --- DISCLAIMER : this is not meant to be skewed into any sort of shipping. this is all platonic. i will strictly not associate with any reading list that implies that this is anything but that. please do not forget where both ranboo and tommy's boundaries are placed and poppytwt please gtfo. thank you. --- this fanfic can be abbreviated to FL (for example: fl!tommy , fl!ranboo , fl!tubbo , etc.) --- tag places: #1 in angstfic - 3.5.22 #28 in alliumduo - 3.9.22 #1 in angstwithbadending - 4.25.22 #1 in dreamsmpangst - 10.29.22

Always The Villian (Disc Duo Switch Role AU) || Tommy & Dream [Dream SMP] by ItzWolfie_20

After being exiled for so long, after being stuck in prison for a very long time; Tommy and Dream had one difference in each other. One wants to be the good guy awhile the other wanted to be the villain of this story, Dream never wanted this but for Tommy? He wanted to be the villain, the villain of this story. And what will be the cause? Is it peace? Or will it be just like how it will always be? ----------------------------------------------- ‼️THE CHARACTERS WRITTEN IN THIS STORY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME EXCEPT THE WRITING. CREDITS GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THE THUMBNAIL.‼️ ⛔ Anything written in this story does not connect to the Dream SMP. This is just an AU. This story will mention/have heavy swearing, violence and character's death.⛔ ----------------------------------------------- Characters: • Tommyinit • Philza Minecraft • Wilbur Soot • Technoblade • Tubbo • Ranboo • DreamWasTaken Date of the story publish: • March, 30th 2022 Chapters: • 22/22 Original writing posted on: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38056102/chapters/95056918 Writing completed: ✅

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Receeding Tides (mcyt)

After the Waves devastated the Earth, modern society collapsed. Governments didn't know what to do, and much of the world's treaties and society's pre-imposed rules went out the window. A survival for the fittest. For Tommy, his life of gaming for hours on end was disrupted, and he couldn't go back. Days of screwing around on minecraft servers were gone, and more than half of his friends had either died or gone missing. He was living a hell he'd only ever read about in books for school, but when he sees Dream for the first time, he begins to think maybe the world isn't so fucked after all? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- CW #1: language, intrusive thoughts, death ideation, violence, etc. BE SAFE Y'ALL CW #2: The only ship is DNF All other ships are friendships I'M NOT SHIPPING TOMMY AND TUBBO WITH EACH OTHER OR ANYONE ELSE I PROMISE THEY ARE MINORS THAT IS UNHOLY #2 in minecraft - 4/8/21 #1 in dsmp - 4/8/21 #1 in dreamnotfound - 4/8/21 #164 in tommyinnit - 4/8/21