THIS IS SATIRE, ALTHOUGH THIS SEEMS SERIOUS IT'S NOT.
NOT SMUT, THAT'S DISGUSTING, HE'S A REAL PERSON GUYS
inspired by the other one except this one actually seems legit
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Just have to read. Only doing this because there's not enough of these out there. This story is 100% made up, don't take this to heart. If you get offended not my fault you chose to read it :)
Contains smut
Complete!