Holes/Spongebob x Obama

Obama goes to a coffee shop and sees a hoty square shaped sponge looking nice and wet. They decide to get together but Obamas ex (Patrick) comes back and starts problems. Will Spongebob and Obama stay together or part ways? Read to find out what happens.
You will cry, you will laugh, and you will be mad. Grab your tissues as you read this emotional roller coaster. This story is fake and for laughs only please don't take this seriously.