Quackbur :)
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This is my first time writing anything here on Wattpad, also these are the characters not the actual people. I guess, ALSO this is the first time writing smut. My fist time doing most things
I ate 34 tablets of vitemen C so sorry if it looks like I was high making this and WHY IS THIS 24# IN THISISAJOKE?? WHY
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