Y/N is a wild witch who runs a potions shop with their best friend Marcus. One fateful day the Golden Guard pays them a visit and they eventually form an unlikely bond. Where will the experiences take them? Will they fall in love or face endless heartbreak? Only time will tell. Warning: I have no real warnings, but there's gonna be a LOT of cursing, and while the characters won't be doing anything sexual, you can expect jokes. So many jokes. Enjoy<3